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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. solarcat

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    Granted- you now produce the best orgasms around!
    Oh, wait, you said origami?
    Oh well, too late...

    I wish I didn't misread so much...
     
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    Granted. You lose all ability to read.

    Also really? That's a corruption? XD lol

    I wish that the game I want will be available for download before the end of the year and I can buy it.
     
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    Granted .... But it's so expensive you can afford nothing but it

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    I wish I knew what was in store for me for 2014
     
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    Granted. You die from terror immediately.

    I wish cats behaved like adult cats all the time, even when kittens.
     
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    Granted. Unfortunately they behave like rabid tigers. Very hungry, rabid tigers.

    I wish I didn't feel so depressed all the time.
     
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    Granted but you are now Sad all the time. (which is different)

    I wish I was a nicer person.
     
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    Granted, however, you now have a green tint to your skin and can not get water onto you, for if you do, you will surely die.

    I wish that I was popular
     
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    Granted, but now your face melted because....

    um, because. BECAUSE YO' MOMMA! That's why!


    I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted.
     
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    Granted. The paradox that this creates causes the entire universe to cease existing.

    I wish I can eat really hot chillies with no ill effects.
     
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    Granted, but you can only eat the hottest peppers in the world from now on, if you even eat a single particle of another food; you die.

    I wish that my jaw didn't hurt anymore(I've got wisdom teeth coming in)
     
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    Granted. You now have no jaw.

    I wish that my computer would run faster.
     
  12. Granted. Your computer sprouted legs and ran away.

    I wish could get a girlfriend next year.
     
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    Granted, but not before me (so you are screwed)

    Wish I could have a pool at home
     
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    Granted .... That's where hungry sharks and alligators wait for you to go swim

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    I wish I was a bit taller ...
     
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    Granted. You are now 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 mm taller.

    I wish my dad would just buy me my new computer already. My birthday was literally three months ago.
     
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    Granted it's Windows Vista
    I wish the other Nordic countries would abolish conscription already.
     
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    Granted, but WW3 happens so you're all needed in the army anyway.

    I wish for international relations to go smoothly, averting any wars in the future.
     
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    Granted, instead, greedy, homophobic, sexist aliens attack from space and enslave human-kind, forcing everyone to wear gold-lame tutus and Ugg boots, and work 12 hours a day in a mining operation.

    And, like all aliens, they have...probes.

    I wish the Queen of England had to dress like Darth Vader.
     
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    Granted. Unfortunately she got the cursed costume and became Darth Vader, conquering the world with the Force and pink lightsabre.

    I wish I wasn't so bored that I spent all my time on Corrupt a Wish...
     
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    Granted. You now split your time among several of the forum games.

    I wish the post office would just deliver the package they were supposed to deliver yesterday, and today