Chain story!

Each commenter will add one sentence to the last sentence posted. Someone will add a sentence, then the next sentence will be added by replying to the above poster. ONE SENTENCE. NO MORE, NO LESS. YOU MAY NOT REPLY TO YOUR OWN SENTENCE, BUT YOU MAY REPLY TO OTHERS AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE. K. I'll turn off caps lock now. I'll start the chain.




Once apon a time there was a man named Sean Spicer, whose last name was acquired because of his very spicy memes.

 

Oddly enough, Sean is actually allergic to most of spices and so he is very choosy whenever he goes out to eat.

 

Unfortunately, the lack of spices on his meals makes them very bland, so he quenches his dissatisfaction with his excessive meming. (memeing?)

 

But one day a friend told him there is a new rumor about a grey unicorn doctor,
who can help with any desire to modity or change your body but
the catch is that doctor unicorn only is willing to help if you are
attracted to the same gender too and are willing to gather ingredients youself,
should the doctor not have them in stock.

I hope the sentence isn't to long - I'm apologising if it is.

 

But no one knew where to find this rumoured grey unicorn doctor.

 

So Sean Spicer decided to create an account in E.C. and posted a new thread inquiring about the whereabouts of this grey unicorm doctor.

 

But he has no idea what his nickname should be and
so he stares at the rest of the screen,
Gender:
Gender Pronoun:
Assigned Birth Gender:
Sexual Orientation:
Out Status:,
all required.

 

Sean Spicer didnt know what to put, shout he lie, would the unicorn doctor know, was he even on E.C.

 

He had a headache so lay down to sleep and dreamed...

 

He dreamed that to find the grey unicorn doctor, he had to reply to 555 EC posts using the words "bubble gum" in each one; the doctor would then find him.

 

he woke and started type bubble gum on E.C, eventually getting addicted to bubble gum to the point where bubble gum makers where ring him up offering him deals to be there spokesman and bubble gum tester, he accepted.

 

He soon became a billionare bubblegum tester, famed for his amazing tastebuds- yet he still searched for the grey unicorn.

 

it was midnight and the unicorn doctor got word of a person seeking out his presence, hoping to be cured.

 

But the unicorn doctor was tired and decided that the numerous people who wanted his attention could wait until the morning.

 

And yet, upon the clock striking one he heard a knocking upon his door

 

He open it and it was his manager who suggest he wrote the new
advertisement-song for the new Bubblegum commercial and
that might be his change to reach the gray unicorn doctor or hints from others.

 

He then asked how much is the budget for the commercial and when is the deadline for this.

 

But unfortunately he can't act at all. He only chews bubble gum. So he needs to take acting lessons.

 

So he booked a private acting class with wide known actor Mr Snicker-Doodle...

 

He couldn't decide what to wear to the acting class.