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  1. Ruby Dragon

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    A cucumber, bag of carrots, bunch of bananas, bottle of honey...and a box of condoms
     
    #661 Ruby Dragon, Aug 19, 2016
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    Jump rope and a box of condoms
     
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    WD40 and a box of condoms
     
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    Instant porridge, baby bottle and a box of condoms
     
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    A bigger box of condoms.
     
    #666 101DeadRoses, Sep 11, 2016
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    Kid's movies, golf balls, instant cake mix and a box of condoms
     
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    Electric toothbrush, Vaseline, Masturbation for Dummies book and a box of condoms :grin:
     
    #669 Ruby Dragon, Sep 15, 2016
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    Size 15 sneakers and a box of condoms
     
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    One of those "happy mother's day" cards and a box of condoms

    For bonus points say "it's not what you think!" to the cashier
     
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    A watermelon, maple syrup and the box... and a pair of socks just for added confusion LOL
     
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    A painting of Jesus, a stick of butter, and a xylophone. Ask the cashier "butter can be used instead of lube, right?"

    Also maybe complain that you wish the condoms came in a better variety of colors and textures.
     
    #676 Lightsaberpearl, Sep 18, 2016
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    Sriracha sauce.

    ---------- Post added 18th Sep 2016 at 11:24 PM ----------
    I love it! :slight_smile:
     
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    Instant noodles, toilet paper roll, cough syrup and a box of condoms
     
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    Thank you!
     
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    Ten boxes of condoms...and a chocolate bar just to make it look less weird :grin: (Or make it more awkward for the cashier :grin:)
     
    #680 Ruby Dragon, Sep 26, 2016
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