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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

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    Because they like that kind of spark sometimes.
    Why do some people celebrate every month the day of their babies being born and not just wait until their actual birthday?
     
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    So their child gets more presents.

    Why do people die?
     
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    So earth wont be too populated and people can have good business from dying people too.
    Why do fedex's or mail man's delivery car doesn't have doors on them?
     
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    Because they're ghosts and don't need doors to come in/out

    Why people kiss others?
     
    #944 Vega222, Jul 11, 2017
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    When kissing someone mouth to mouth, both souls from each person levitate out of their mouths, combine, then settle back into the respective bodies. This can be used to quickly obtain knowledge from another for an upcoming test. So yeah, kissing is the most efficient way of cram studying.

    which letters are silent in the word "scent"?
     
    #945 skittlz, Jul 11, 2017
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    All of them, letters can not talk.

    Why am I unable to fly?
     
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    Beats me, Even the emoji on your mood status has wings.


    What is the best way to remove blackheads for sensitive skin?
     
    #947 skittlz, Jul 14, 2017
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    Place in a vat of acid.

    Why do solids melt?
     
    #948 AlastairCH, Jul 14, 2017
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    Because they get sad and they have feelings too.

    What is an apple?
     
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    It's that place near the giant lady holding a torch.

    Why cant chicken fly like birds?
     
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    They're too scared to.

    Why does E=MC squared? (Can't do the squared symbol)
     
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    Because everyone knows emu = macho crane

    Why are some people so horrible?
     
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    Horribleness is subjective, nobody is horrible if you believe in the nonexistance of horribleness.

    What really differenciates a norm meme from a dank meme?
     
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    The relative temperature of the dank.

    Why can't I get this song out of my head?
     
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    Because the invisible notes that come out of the speakers, enter your brain through your ears and happily settle in there by building tents and stay there until some other notes come in

    Why do people have hair on their heads ?
     
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    So don't have to spend more money on hats (it's a wonder hats are still in business).

    What differentiates subjective from objective?
     
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    5 letters.

    What ended in 1900?
     
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    A century.

    Why goes my cat go on the rag so dang much?
     
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    Because it is there.

    Why can't I think of a question to ask?
     
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    The lizard people on the different planets are messing with the signsls to your head, causing interference.

    Where did the lizard people idea even start from?
     
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