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Ask a smart question, get a dumb answer

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Owen, Dec 5, 2007.

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    Duh, that's why we have beauty contests.

    Why don't we make such a big deal of the space programme any more?
     
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    They decided to put more effort into the space kilogramme, hadn't you heard?

    Why must bad things happen?
     
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    Bad things don't happen, they are caused.

    Why do some people believe in religion and others don't?
     
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    becuase, different gods, different items on clearence
     
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    Because you forgot to ask a smart question. Or any question, for that matter.

    Why did history's smartest people do poorly in school?
     
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    Because it is in History, there are no schools there.

    Why are all the dumb awnsers actually almost all pretty smart and thought thrue?
     
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    Cornflakes.

    How do black holes work?
     
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    They don't... the bulb's broken.

    Why do dogs lick their water rather than sipping ti (like horses, etc.)?
     
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    Because Jupiter is in retrograde

    What do ants think...
     
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    Little thoughts.

    Does life have a purpose or you have to give it purpose?
     
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    The ducks don't want you to know the answer to that question.

    Why is anything remotely LGBT either hated or loved by people?
     
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    Because LGBT is an acronym.

    Why do clowns scare me?
     
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    because bright colors are surprising


    Why are there different types of music?
     
  14. anthracite

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    Because there are different types of drugs :grin:

    Why is the sky blue?
     
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    Because if it was black it would be night all day long

    Does chewing gum really stay inside you for years?
     
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    Luka: Only if you don't have any stomach acids to digest it.
    Snow: A dessert made with carrots in a square baking tin.

    If we're all unique, doesn't that negate the idea of anyone being special?
     
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    Truly we all are sheep dreaming about being humans. That is why no one is special yet we think it.

    Does Alien life exist in the universe.
     
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    Yes but they view us as a clingy exgirlfriend who refuses to cut contact long after the relationship has over. They helped humans hundreds of years ago, when will we accept that the relationship is over?
    Can you explain the endosymbiotic theory?
     
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    wut.

    Why are people hypocritical?
     
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    Because hypocrisy is the ultimate form of expression for the human race.

    How was the Earth formed.