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Discussion in 'General Support and Advice' started by KnightAssassin, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. KnightAssassin

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    I just just had my relationship end and I need to laugh ..... I posted here because I may make a few meloncholy remarks also.... we had been together 3 years lived together for 2 so ya jokes sound good right right now or stand up reccomendations if not appropriate humour inbox it .
     
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    You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

    Stupid jokes are the best. :grin:
     
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    Wanna hear the one about Sodium Hypobromite?

    NaBrO

    (Yes it's a dumb chemistry joke but my students love it)
     
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    What's the difference between Michelle Bachmann and a bucket of shit? The bucket

    How many classical musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's electric

    How many college football players does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the whole team gets course credit for it

    Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

    What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a limousine? Not everyone's been in a limousine
     
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    that's a great one. i'm gong to use it on a mensa guy i know. two guys were working on a roof and the boss noticed his helper kept throwing every few nails out. finally he asked him about it. they helper said the heads of then nails are on the wrong end. the boss totally angry now yelled "YOU DUMMY, just use them on the other side of the roof!"
     
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    Well I don't really have anything to add to the joke front, but I recommend this vid.
    Not sure if your familiar with "Wiliam's Beat Down" on youtube; He's a Drag Queen/comedian who does these sarcastic video commentary vid's(similar in style to tosh.0), which I think are pretty funny. Note his comedy can be quite offensive.

    [YOUTUBE]dFNH3sS3htc[/YOUTUBE]
     
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    I haven't watched that video yet, but in the intro still at least, he is hawt! XD
     
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    Thanks.... things are just hard.right now I keep just crying a lot and I know it's healthy but not ideal in class ...ps I love nerdy jokes especially music and science jokes
     
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    (*hug*)Awwww....

    Well I'd tell you a chemistry joke but the good ones Argon
     
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    Q: How many psychiatrist does it take to change a light bulb.
    A: Just one... but the light bulb has to really want to change.
     
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    A man walked into a bar.
     
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    Ouch that must have hurt.
     
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    Someone gets it.
     
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    I just woke up alone for the first time I'm about to break down....
     
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    Hey I wake up alone a lot, stay strong.
     
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    Math and science jokes, huh? Let me see...

    Well there's the pic of pi and i having an argument. Pi says to i, "Get real!" and i says back, "Be rational!"

    An atom is frantically looking around saying "Help! I've lost an electron!" Somebody asks, "are you sure?" and he says "I'm positive!"