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...and the lesbians. (Allure magazine)

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by notquitebutch, Sep 29, 2009.

  1. SRSLYMARK

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    "Today, President Barack Obama discussed several pressing issues, such as health care, our dwindling economy, and the lesbians."

    I think this is going to become a really big thing.
     
  2. notquitebutch

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    Bahaha that's great.

    I hope it does, it's hilarious :'D
     
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    in todays sermon, we will explore many things jesus belived in and valued; Humanity, charity, and the lesbians!
     
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    Greggers took the What's your obsession? quiz on facebook and got the result: Sex...and the lesbians.
     
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    Yes! I would go to church if that happened... Hee
     
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    "We're now passing around the collection plate. We welcome your donations. We accept cash, check, and the lesbians."
     
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    I wrote a series of haiku just for this.




    Allure wrote a very
    Nasty article that was
    Derogatory.

    That minority
    Happens to avoid the men,
    Enjoys women though.

    Ladies, I can see
    Exactly why you are all
    So upset with this.

    Bigotry present,
    Indecent stereotype.
    All are not alike.

    Now it has become
    Suffix that makes all things cool.
    (and the lesbians)
     
  8. XD Sounds awesome. I'm totally getting in on this phrase. "I'm going to need some supplies for my art project... papier-mâché, some wire, paint, AND THE LESBIANS."
     
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    Just remember I started this trend! I am the god of all things funny...and the lesbians.
     
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    HAIKUS! That's awesome, Astaroth. =D

    I would go to see this in a gallery. Several times.

    God, that'd make being an art major a lot more interesting.
     
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    Make sure to check out the first letter of every line :wink:
     
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    I... That... It says... Omg!

    You, sir, just blew my mind.
     
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    NO one expects the Spanish inquisition!

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    Lex
     
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    I have no words for how awesome that is.

    I am still laughing oh my god. MY FACE HURTS FROM HILARITY.
     
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    *puts money into the bowl*

    Where's my lesbian??? Is this false advertising?

    I love how we just totally owned "...and the lesbians" saying now. :grin:
     
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    LMAO this thread made my day. The haiku was epic :grin:
     
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    You sir, are amazing.


    I'm pretty sure I almost DIED because I laughed, and that laugh turned into a coughing fit. And omg I can't stop XD laughing...and coughing at the same time
     
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  18. RaeofLite

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    "Chocolate, hugs n kisses.... and the Lesbians!" Mm. :wink: :grin: Aaaah you guys all made my day better (even though I have a cold). :slight_smile:
     
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    I love this thread. And the lesbians.
     
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    So.. who's going to write to Allure? I think someone here should (if they haven't already gotten angry replies). Just to show them how much we care! (*hug*)