Well guys, Yesterday I finally got that fish I was complaining about. What is it? It's a dark blue Beta. I know I said I wasn't going to buy a Beta but the salesperson at the pet store said it's my best option for res life. And I know I said I was going to buy a female beta but apparently they are not as nice looking as the males. So now I have a Male Beta. However, my nightmare truly begins, as the salesperson gave me no warning as how the name of a fish...can change a fish. When I was first naming the Fish, I thought about placing him beside my Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride) action figure. And since they are known as the Samuri fish I was going to call him "Bill" Ref; Kill Bill. But I decided Bill the Beta was kinda stupid. So scratch that. Next I was going to name him Clint. After my hero Clint Eastwood. But mom said "Clint" sounded to close to a certain part of a female reproductive organ--and therefore sounded vulgar sometimes. Then I was going to name him Blondie. After one of Clint's famous characters. But he's dark. So why would a dark fish be called Blondie... So then I decided to call him Dirty Harry. And at that time the name seemed to fit quite fine. Well today I was in the EC chatroom, typing away on my laptop when all of a sudden the cat jumps up on my lap..purring and being all cute. And I'm like "Aww she doesn't want to see me go." Well she's there for a while until finally she notices my fish swimming in a fish bowl on my window. So my cat who was like, "*Purr* Don't go Phil." now decided that "Oh Fish" was much more important... Then the cat looks at my fish. And after a while of swimming around innocently my fish looks at my cat. In a scene that's kinda like this: [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2l4IKz3m7c[/YOUTUBE] Xept with a cat and a fish...and ignore the Clint Eastwood. So the cat and fish are eye to eye. And then all of a sudden my fish is like this [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3KxAV5SQyw&feature=related[/YOUTUBE] And my cat is like O_O. And she turns around and walks out of my room. And I'm like O_O. And I'm sitting in my desk chair thinking, "What the hell just happened?" I coulda sworn this was going to end with the cat being yelled at by me for attacking my fish. But I guess my fish can defend itself. Who knew that by naming my fish Dirty Harry...the fish would gain that personality? So now I went from having a innocent little beta. To a rough and tough street cop who doesn't play by the rules. And it's a little scary...because what happens if I forget to feed my fish? Perhaps I should consider changing his name to Butters, or Sugar Muffins. ...and as I type that my fish starts to look at me...I think he stays Dirty Harry.