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3 Questions in the Afterlife...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Kaiser, Mar 23, 2015.

  1. Gandee

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    Maybe even a higher deity has receptionists to welcome dead people
    Could be a talking dog
    I sure hope it's a talking dog
     
  2. Weregild

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    What is it that I lack?
    Since the very beginning, why are we alone?
    Can I learn how to fly now?
     
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    1) People would be more likely to do as you want if there was unquestionable you are real, why not show yourself?

    2) You use threats such as spending an eternity burning in hell to punish those who don't love you. You cannot force someone to love you and offering punishment to those that don't only causes people to behave out of fear. Why not routinely do things to make them happy instead?

    3) Why do you routinely create people that you despise? For example you made me gay, but then you banish gays to hell.

    Yea I think that this would definitely be my line of questioning if I ever met the invisible man in the sky.
     
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    If it's just one entity, this:
    Can you create a rock you wouldn't be able to lift?
    God: I'm THE fucking god ofc I can
    Oh yeah you sure?!
    God: uhhh yeah? I'm sure
    Prove it then, I dare you — I double-dare you!
    God: Hold my beer
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    Here goes:

    1) Did my life create a net positive for society and the people near me?

    2) What will the world look like in 500 years?

    and

    3) When will my name be spoken for the last time. Who says it?
     
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    1. Who are you?
    2. Where you been, buddy?
    3. Can I go get some ppl that I love out of hell?
     
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    I don't think that's the point of this question.

    I think a better way to ask you is to ask this: if you met a person who knew everything and had all the answers and you knew this to be true, then what would you ask him if you had only three questions?
     
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    Question #1: What are the two best questions that I could ask you?
    Questions #2 and #3: Ask the questions from Q1.
     
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    1. What do you see when you look at the world?
    2. What are you thinking right now?
    3. What do you want from me?
     
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    If I'm talking to Yahweh, as my UPG understands it and if this god happened to be real:

    1 - Where did you originate?
    2 - Why do you think you're better than Lucifer?
    3 - Any last words before I commit deicide?

    If you think that's bad, well, when I was a teenager, I wanted to ask god why he was such a sadist. Of course, now I can't ask those questions because he knows my plans LOL
     
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    If when I die, I end up meeting a supreme deity (be it God, Allah, Yahweh, Odin, Ra, Vishnu and Brahman, you get the jist), I think the three questions I would ask would be:

    1. Did I make a positive impact on society and the world?
    2. What is the ultimate meaning to our life?
    3. How did we come to be?
     
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    In this case I have no questions. I would see the begining and the end. I will see how things, our lives take place in bigger picture.

    I guess I would just thank God for giving me this chance to make an impact and my sincere apoligies if I made him disappointed in me even for a minute.
     
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    1) Can you explain subjective consciousness to me?
    2) Can you kick superman's ass in a fight?
    3) What is the wi-fi password?
     
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    1) Will you be my friend, so we can talk together more often?
    Nothing ventured nothing gained. If supreme deity says yes then I've got a really interesting conversation partner for my indefinite afterlife.

    2) If you were an ignorant mortal who had died and gone to see the supreme being, what would be the three questions you would ask the supreme deity?
    If the roles were reversed I would be curious to see how the supreme deity is able to place itself in the shoes of a "lesser being." That would tell me a good deal about its thought process and its relation to me, essentially.

    3) What were your favorite and least favorite parts of my story? Real and fictional.
    I want to know what this supreme deity thought of my life, and my life's work. Plus there's always the chance we could get into an argument and that could turn really fun. "I really hate the way you portrayed deities and supreme beings in your shitty book series. Do you honestly think us gods are such asshats? Anyone who follows the command of a god who blatantly angers the most furious eldritch horror just to proof his omnipotence is a dumb sheep that deserves the slaughter it walks to. A dumb sheep like the tool who wrote this trash." "Well, that's just like, your opinion man. Anyway who was your favorite villain?"
     
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    1 What is your name?
    2 What is your quest?
    3 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    XD I'm terrible~
     
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    1) Assuming you did at creation give people free will to be either good or evil - was it worth it?
    2) Did I make my own destiny, or was that you or something else?
    3) What is the fate of the human race? Will we unite and love or destroy ourselves?
     
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    Does the afterlife have chocolate?

    Does the devil tapdance?

    Who killed me?
     
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    <insert creator of universe/whatever here>: "What questions would you like to ask?"
    Me: "I have nothing to say to you."

    (either that or 'who killed JFK?')
     
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    01. What's the meaning and purpose of humanity.
    02. How much was I of a good person.
    03. What time it is.
     
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    I think you won this thread.