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0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Master Taco, Jul 25, 2008.

  1. Master Taco

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
  2. Mind Freak

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    LMAO....a good one.
     
  4. TriBi

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    hehe - I like it!!

    (Poor Bob :frowning2:)
     
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    ROFL thanksf for making my day
     
  6. Tom

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    LMAO i may have to try that one on day =D

    (god help my future bf)
     
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    I thought it was about some new hot car like a Ferrari .:lol:
     
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    HAHAHAHA!!! That was a good one.
     
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    Haha, that was hilarious
     
  11. musicgirl112233

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    LOL! That was funny!