I don't know if it's safe to date a wolf. Not trying to be speciest, but I'm too young to die.
I really love when women has pretty eyes with that little spark in them. I also love the female curve on the lower back. It's just so beautiful....
Hahah! I was really confused for a minute here. Thought you were talking about Magnus Karlsen, the chess player. I couldn't understand what was so...
I live above the artic circle in Norway :)
I have them all the time. It's somehow reassuring to see that there's always more people experiencing the same stuff as me
Hahaha :D I wouldn't want to hear: *Plink..klink...k...k.* "Shit. Where's the splint?" BOOOOOM! What's the strangest way to sink a ship?
Woops. I was too slow writing and ruined the system. I don't think you would date me dyates, since I'm a girl, so no. There. Fixed it :)
Understandable. The planet Sarah is probably not in my solar system. I live on Rainbow road next to the Milky Way. I'll buy you coffee if you're...
"I'm sorry for not stopping officer. I didn't see you because I left my eyes at home". Weirdest thing to say while in an job interview?
Sure. Your glasses seem intresting, so maybe you're intresting too?
Goodbye my lover! Goodbye my friend.
Once I almost drove over hundreds of salmons with my car. The road was slippery, but I managed to stop just in time.
Wow. Idk what to say. Religion makes people do weird things. I knew Jonah in order too when I was a kid, but that was just cause I was a strang kid :P
1. Since I already live here. Would you rather have a penis or a vagina on your forehead?
Witch. Since witches got burned with torches.
Can't you see him?
I would always have to replicate the face of any emoticon I use. Would you rather have spagetti for arms or spagetti for feets?
Your mood is set to "happy". Happy people are the most beautiful people. Therefore you must be beautiful
It's getting hot in here...
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