Nice to meet you, Alex! Hello to one and all. Glad to be here! *pours hot fudge sauce on Tess*
Little does Louise know that Phil Collins doesn't want any kind of bath with any kind of girl.
How confusing would that chocolate wrestling match/gay romp be? Two girls with the same name?
i haz a choklat! Okay so I come in and there are people digging in other people's stomachs. Now I know this place probably isn't very vanilla,...
*tear* i cn haz choklat????
Yes. Marry us at once. Unless you can get Shaft in here to do it.
...I forgot to log out of that account. In any case, *slaps* HUSSY!
Or perhaps I'm not NeuroticandWeary, but I'm WateryDomestic. In any case, hello! I'm Holly!