"work dried up" So many puns, so little time.
I mean, the circumcision debate alone carrying into this (especially in USA where it became common place after a certain time period) could see...
I have had many crushes. And quite a few on EC. Some of them I made obvious, others not. Though my heart still goes a pitter pat for the Walrus....
My current relationship was over the internet. I got tired of gay bars and met Scott via *******!. Glad I signed up! He's an awesome guy!
Two muffins were baking in an oven, when the first muffin turned to the others and said, "Man, it's hot in here." The second muffin screamed, "AH!...
I'm sure your a nice person but I want little spoon.
*watches lunge*
It is 8:41. I don't have time for another spreadsheet Margaret.
Men: Have a pulse. Women: They're attractive but men are just MORE attractive.
I used to hate it. Then tolerate it. Then accept it. Then love it.
Tis overrated.
You smell like bad decisions.
False! TNP is committed! Either to another person or to the old Gotham Asylum.
This one time, on campus, I drank some gin and woke up in someone else's bed. WORTH IT
THERE ARE SO MANY COOKIES! *confusion*
This last semester over four days, I took three naps that totaled out over 2 hours. From 6:28 am day 1 to 11:07~15 pm day 4 I was awake. 22...
And in case I misunderstood, in what you call yourself is how you define it, since I am by gender a male and am attracted to the male gender, I...
Following the idea of intrusive thoughts, I experience such thoughts and often find myself doing small repetitive patterns to prevent myself from...
Bootcut to cover my boots while out on an expedition.
What Lex said.