Granted, but the chocolate instead chips away at your eyesight as you become blind from all the chocolate. I wish I could grow taller.
Granted, but as insanity slowly takes over the universe, a sacred cult starts worshipping the legendary "Charlie bit my finger" baby and then...
Tigress.
Granted, but the vaccination is highly addictive and you start becoming anti-fatigue shot junkie. I wish I could acquire any knowledge in the...
Granted, but your hobbies suddenly turn for the worst as you slowly drift into insanity and your family ends up putting you in a home. I wish I...
Actor.
Granted, but all the people who hear the Harlem Shake alarm will start having epileptic seizures leaving you in a street filled with unconscious...
Granted, but every time you attempt to drive it gains consciousness an yells at you for stepping all over it. I wish I was famous.
Guys: Darren Criss, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans... Girls: Jennifer Lawrence and well, I'm not too sure...
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