Holy shit I haven't been on Empty Closets for over a year. My, how little it's changed...
I haven't been active on EC in quite a while and for that I am sorry. Times have changed and I no longer derive any pleasure from this website....
I love Batman but sometimes I hate comic book logic. They go to extreme lengths to resurrect characters long since dead and it angers me. The...
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I had a plastic fetus that was given to me at a Pro-Life church event and I named it Garry. Used to put it in my sister's room when she was...
Every time I ponder this I always think of what Roger Ebert said three years before he died: "I know it is coming, and I do not fear it, because...
BREAKING NEWS! Kaiser has cloned herself and is creating an army to overthrow the Republic. Later at 8: [IMG]
We loves ourselves don't we precious? We must protect you from the FILTHY HOBBITTSES [IMG]
I've been gone for over a month but it feels like forever. Nothing seems to change around here. Maybe that's why I stopped signing in...
It's getting to the 11th hour. I'm running out of time.
I...I swear to God I thought this said "Does dog size matter to you?" And I was gonna go off on a tangent about how medium sized dogs are the...
[IMG] This makes my life much happier.
Planetary colonization is so far in the future it's hard to imagine what the rights would be. We don't even know what might be going on on Earth...
I love this site, but there are some users I wish I could just block myself from having to see their posts.
I have no strong opinion of Pewdiepie's video quality but calling him "incredibly homophobic" seems like quite a bit of a stretch. Being...
He would still be called Former President because that's higher up on the ladder.
Ferret. Don't worry, ferrets are adorable.
I imagine it would go something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETwl1BUHcXs&t=1m13s