Gonna need some intervention from a higher power here. Any power will do. Just.. Help me out here. I need some of that, what's-it-called.. A miracle?
Don't worry, it's a natural evolution. Later on you'll become completely dead inside and then you'll feel nothing for a while. Then you'll start...
People drop like flies at my work (retirement home for the elderly) so there are a bunch of people who feel like the place is haunted. Some weird...
Anything outside my decade feels weird to me right now. Above 30 would feel too old, below 20 too young.
This. A thunderstorm's rolling in.
Sure, sure. Everything is sexist nowadays. Hillary's campaign is counting on that. Go vote, prove you don't hate women. Wait a minute, Bernie's...
I went to Google and typed "red white flower". Found a neat-looking one. Edited it in Gimp. And voila.
Same reason every hashtag like that trends - It works. They get the reaction they're baiting for.
Which orphan will I eat the heart of tonight and then offer to lord Baphomet?
I joke around all the time and can seem a little narcissistic at times but actually I hate myself and the jokes are to cover up my insecurity and...
Here I am
Will you send me an angel?
Here I am
In the land of the morning star
Wise man said, "Just find your place
In the eye of the storm
Can't argue with that.
Nope, she's absolutely awful.
Well, neither is Trump.
Yup. He's a narcissist, it's what they do.
Trump is good for...
Seems like a sneaky guy. I don't trust him.
My boss I work right below on the rank ladder is going on vacation and will be gone for a week. Guess who will be sitting in that office chair?...
Black and red is hardly seen as girly. It's usually the "edge" color. White and red is the objectively best combination of colors though, you...
To the extent that there have been cases of white people being told they're not wanted because they're not colored. Much progress, very current...
Tfw you want plans at all with someone and are anxious about seeming too everything