Would you rather game

...the alligator. By FAR.

Would you rather be unable to use social media or be unable to use search engines?

 

Social media because I already can't use it (helicopter parents)

Would you rather have a secret evil clone or be a secret evil clone?

 

I am a secret evil clone. Probably.

Would you rather kill 100 people you don't know or one person you love?

 

Kill 100 people.

Would you rather live on an island alone with internet access, or live in a city filled with people that has no internet?

 

The island sounds like a dream come true, gimme gimme!

Would you rather live in perfect darkness for the rest of your life or live in a world without modern technology?

 

Perfect darkness.

for my trans siblings:
Would you rather
Wake up in a body that matches your identity, all memories of everyone else of you are as you.(thus erasing the pretransition period)
Or
Wake up in a hospital gurney having had the major surgeries you’d been hoping for, no recollection of the psych eval, no recollection of the first visit with the surgeon, essentially you’ve had your surgery, but you don’t recall how you got there.

 

I'm afraid I don't quite understand the choices... either I wake up in the right body without surgery, or I wake up in the right body with surgery?
Honestly, I'd choose the latter, since my pre-transition memories kind of suck, but they're a part of who I am. Not looking forward to the recuperation period though...

Would you rather master a new instrument, or master a new language?

 

Master a new language.

Would you rather feel permanently tired, or be too awake to ever sleep properly ever again?

 

I rather be too awake to ever sleep properly again. Feeling permanently tired seems like a drag lol

 

I'll answer Vesta's question since the next poster didn't provide a scenario.
I'm already permanently tired, would be a nice change of pace to be super awake for the rest of my life.

Would you rather live your life in isolation as yourself or surrounded by people forever hiding your true self?

 

Isolation as myself. I think a lot of us have already done the "surrounded by people but hiding" thing already (or they still are).

Would you rather have a hot drink on a hot day, or a cold drink on a cold day?

 

Hot drink on a hot day. I drink Hot black coffee all year round.

Would you rather have to share a house with a hyperactive drummer or a compete introvert who jumps when you address them? ​

 

Definitely the introvert.

Would you rather be able to change the sky's colors or control sunflowers with your mind?

 

I could do some major IRL trolling if I could change the way the sky looks like on a whim. "The sky has suddenly turned blood red, the end is near!" Controlling sunflowers wouldn't do anything for me.

Would you rather never eat anything delicious ever again (all food tastes bland), but have perfect health, or have access to treats whenever and where ever you like, but suffer from horrific side-effects whenever you indulged (bad skin, excessive sweating, bad breath, itchy eyes, diarrhea, stomach cramps).

 

I'll take the bland tasting food please. Having so many problems just from eating treats seems hardly worth it. Plus I could really use the pertect health condition.

Would you rather live in a dream where you can make and do literally everything but you are unable to ever wake up OR live a normal life in the real world without being able to ever achieve your goals or get things you really want.

 

According to every story I've ever read/ watched on the subject, being awake is always better than living in a dream world. I suppose I'd feel bad staying in the dream forever, knowing that people are spending their real time, energy, and money keeping me alive. So I'll stay in the real world. We rarely get what we really want, anyway. Oh well.


You're on the bus, so tired you can barely stand. But the only seat is is in the back, next to a passenger with way too much perfume/ cologne. Do you sit, or stay standing by the front?

 

I'd probably just sit.

Would you rather have toes on your teeth or teeth on your toes?

 

Yikes. Teeth on my toes, how would having toes on my teeth even work? You wouldn't be able to smile, talk, eat. Ugh.

Would you rather be strong & assertive OR beautiful & enchanting?

 

What kind of strength? Like physically, or morally, or emotionally...?
Anyways, I choose "beautiful and enchanting" to with the assumption you mean magically able to enchant things. Unless you mean I have a high charisma score, in which case my answer stands.

Would you rather go to the beach, or to the woods?

 

idk woods seem like a good place to be kidnapped by the faeries im a bit old for a changeling but theres still time right???

Would you rather live in a house made of meat or a HAUNTED house made of.. like.. rose bushes