Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but cockroaches love you. I'll let you consider the implications on your own.

I wish I could run away into the woods and befriend the creatures.

 

Granted you have become your own version of Cinderella and spend your time singing with the birdies and petting wolves. Unfortunate you are found by some crazy teenagers who see you as someone with power over animals. You are taken captive and experimented on but they found ur body can’t leave the woods. But hey at least the crickets say hello every night. (Damn that got a bit dark.)

I wish I didn’t have two family members with the same name as me

 

Granted, they all have the same name as you. (walked right into that one)

I wish I didn't have helicopter parents.

 

Granted, you now have Bruce Wayne Parents.

I wish that my humor didn’t go so dark when I’m depressed.

 

Granted, but it gets really dark when your happy.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

 

Granted, but all the rest will be terrible.

I wish I could go to the pool

 

Granted but little Timmy poops in it so now u get to sit at the pool for a few hours while they clean it

I wish my job wasn’t so boring

 

Granted but they reduce your paycheck.

I wish I could have more motivation to wake up early in the morning.

 

Granted but you have to stay awake until midnight every night

I wish I wasn't scared of dogs anymore.

 

Granted, but now they are scared of you.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

Granted, But you'd upset your poor crushes.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

 

granted but you now have an obsessive fanclub dedicated to you

I wish I was taller

 

Granted, you become too tall to support your own body weight and spend the rest of your life bedridden before dying of nutrient deficiencies.

Edit: Oh and um I wish I had another cat

 

Granted but your new cat is the anti-christ

I wish I didn't have acne

 

Granted, where any spots of acne were there are now eyes. Sometimes new eyes crop up. They don't go away.

I wish I could control time.

 

I need glasses for my normal eyes so I assume I need to get glasses for all my new eyes too. *deep sigh*

Granted but now you can never figure out what date or time it is and no one is allowed to tell you.

I wish we were friends @La Corbeau

 

Granted, but I have been known to kill. Just a warning.

I wish I could think of better wishes.

 

*victory celly*
Granted, but your wishes will only ever be granted corrupt a wish style

I wish I had new glasses

 

Granted, but they're cursed to revert everything back to their natural state. Congratulations, you have become the Sand Man. Nice glasses though.

I wish my hair was as short as in my pfp (quarantine makes it way longer)

 

Granted but it's now made of snakes like medusa's that sing everytime you enter a room.

I wish I didn't have to brush my teeth, like they kept themselves clean.