Corrupt A Wish

Granted, however, the currency is Iranian Rial which is about $23,000 USD.

I wish breathe underwater.

 

Granted, but while exploring the underwater depths, you get kidnapped by a tribe of mermaids, where you will be forced into an arranged marriage with a mermaid princess.
I wish I had six-pack abs :-(

 

Granted but they're spray on and wash away daily.

I wish my dog wouldn't pee in the house for meanness.

 

Granted, now the dog pees inside due to old age and an inability to control its bladder.

I wish I was no longer afflicted by my chronic illness.

 

Granted: You are cured of your chronic illness, but it relapses when you are alone. If there is no other people within the power to help you, you are afflicted until another person could help you normally, when it magically disappears again.

I wish I could create electricity from my fingertips, control it’s target, and when to turn it off, with unlimited reuse.
(This should be harder then normal for the next poster

 

Granted, but the electricity is nothing more than a slight zap. Think like a static electricity shock. Sharp, but fleeting. Only those with severe heart problems(like at deaths door with heart failure) would be at risk of any lasting harm.

I wish for the ability to control the veils between worlds. Not only this world and the next, but this world and other worlds that are similar enough to have bleedthrough.

 

Granted but doing so will unleash the creatures from those worlds into ours.

I wish people were kind all the time.

 

Granted. That includes all criminals and psycopaths who continue what they do in a super happy and kind way.

I wish I could have larger budgets for all the shows I design.

 

Granted but the people your coworkers are lazy and have no sense of responsibility.

I wish I had more friends.

 

Granted *walks in with life-sized cutouts of the cast of firends*

I wish my cat would use her cat tree instead of looking at it as if I have failed her again

 

Granted, but she uses it as her cat box, and dogs everything into the fabric of the cat tree.

I wish I had financial stability

 

Granted, but as soon as you get this ideal, friends, relatives, and charities begin to hound you daily, every minute, until finally you go completely insane.

I wish for every person in the world to become a Buddhist.

 

Granted, but none of them know anything about Buddhism and it ruins it completely.

I wish that I was happy with my height

 

Granted, you are now happy about your height. The only problem; you are now an Unseelie Underfae, and are a mere 6 inches in height.

I wish this season of Yule to be productive for all.

 

Granted, but traffic is absolutely horrible because of people trying to go places to do things.

I wish I had a loving, loyal, smart, and funny boyfriend.

 

Granted however he farts allot and has no shame about his stink.

I do wish Christmas was over.

 

Granted. As soon as your wish processes Christmas will be over for the year.
Number of wishes in Queue, 38740
Estimated time to wish processing: 1 Day, 22 Hours, 6 Minutes.

 

I wish for lasting world peace.

 

Granted however the world will only last for 3 more days.

I wish for a new mouth piece for me trumpet.

 

Granted, but it’s only new to you.


I wish for the pain of my childhood to become resolved in a safe manner