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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. Nelalvai

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    Granted, but the Stanbear tells an unbearable number of puns and you can't stand to be around it.

    I wish I had a personal servant whose only duty was to give me daily massages.
     
    #9721 Nelalvai, Apr 24, 2019
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    Sure, but now everytime that servant gave you a daily massage, you get a migraine.

    I wish I could see Endgame sooner.
     
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    Granted, but you see it in the lowest quality possible

    I wish I didnt need glasses
     
    #9723 Waffless, Apr 24, 2019
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    Granted, but you'll be using contact now. Everytime you move your eyes, there's an itch.

    I wish I had more pencils.
     
    #9724 Verklighet, Apr 24, 2019
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    Granted, but now every time you lose your pencil you can't do anything until you find it

    I wish people didn't spread rumors
     
    #9725 Waffless, Apr 25, 2019
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    Granted but now you are practically invisible.

    I wish I can shed 35 kgs and not gain it again ever.
     
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    Granted but you shed the weight by sweating permanently.

    I wish I could go outside more
     
    #9727 Emmareld, Apr 27, 2019
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    Granted, but this gives you terrible headaches.

    I wish I was already of the closet and the hard work was done.
     
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    Granted but you sunburn very easily

    I wish I had more freedom to do the things I love
     
    #9729 Funky Toes, Apr 29, 2019
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    A loads of cash...What i would wish for.
     
    #9730 Manish1234, May 7, 2019
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    Granted but now you are paranoid that everyone around you is there for the cash.

    I wish I could get back to normal.
     
    #9731 Cas girl, May 8, 2019
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    Granted, but now you are questioning what is normal

    I wish that i had school all year
     
    #9732 Waffless, May 9, 2019
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    I explained to Waffless that as the winner of the Twisted Metal tournament, I would grant any request with no limits on scope or reality. He said to me that summer vacation was boring, with nothing to do and endless tedium dragging his days into eternity! With a wave of my arms, I, the mighty Calypso, gave Waffless his heart's desire. I hope he enjoys his education at the Institution for Developmentally Disabled Adults, because he is never leaving!

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    #9733 xenu, May 15, 2019
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    I wish for immortality.
     
    #9734 xenu, May 15, 2019
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    Granted!! But the earth explodes and you are left half dead floating in space for eternity. I wish that I had a never-ending supply of wishes that couldn't be corrupted no matter what.
     
    #9735 Angelica g, Jun 8, 2019
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    Granted, but you can only fullfil one wish every hundred years, and no wish can reverse this. Unlimited in number, and incorruptible, bur subject to this one rule.

    I wish I could be a dog.
     
    #9736 Sebastiel, Jun 12, 2019
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    You become a dog, but you are a chihuahua.

    I wish I had more time to read books.
     
    #9737 Kodo, Jun 15, 2019
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    Granted, but you work as an editor for a minor publishing house, and you have to read a ton of silly books, horribly written, every month for a living.

    I wish I could do any noise I want at night because I don't have sleeping neighbors.
     
    #9738 Crisalide, Jun 15, 2019
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    Granted but now your neighbors are super loud all night and day and they keep u up 24/7 with constant partying, gun fights, and threatening gestures directed towards you for no apparent reason.

    I wish that I'd stop having nightmares.
     
    #9739 Angelica g, Jun 22, 2019
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    Granted, but all the creatures from your nightmares will follow you when you're awake

    I wish for a princess castle
     
    #9740 LoveMarshmallow, Jun 22, 2019
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