Which Greek God do you think will be your parent?

With ownership of all the gold, silver and gems below ground, old Hades has to be the wealthiest of all the Olympian deities too. Not too shabby! *smile*

 

*smiles*

 

Really my friend? Hephaestus, poor guy is lame and not the most attractive of Olympian deities. And his unfaithful wife cheats on him all the time. Still, he is one of the few gods that actually works (smithy) for a living. That's a big plus!

 

again, I'm the happiest elbow deep in 40w20, and he did land aphrodite

 

Well, to be fair to Aphrodite, she was kind of forced to marry him and wasn't given much of a choice. Hence her frequent cheating. However, being a god of fire and automatons and creating things is honestly pretty cool.

 

i forgot about that, good point

 

aristaeus; god of shepherds, cheesemaking, beekeeping, honey, honey-mead, olive growing, oil milling, medicinal herbs, hunting, and the etesian winds

i kinda just want to have a bunch of bees. tbh.

Priapus; minor rustic fertility god, protector of flocks, fruit plants, bees and gardens and known for having an enormous penis.

i also just want to have a big collection of bees. but also...

jakjdshjc im kidding, hopefully.

 

philosophy at it's finest