When I tell people who I came out as bi, they don't believe me. But let me reassure you this is 100.0% real. Y'all ready for story time? *clears throat* Ok, here we go. Mom: I can't believe how many of your friends are LGBT Me: Yeah it's crazy Mom: But you're just straight and do things because of solidarity. Me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Mom: You're not are you? Me: Ha ha ha ha ᶦ'ᵐ ᵇᶦˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡ ha ha ha ha Mom: Oh.... ok....