I broke up with you because I wouldn't keep you from being happier with a woman than you ever would with me.
I broke up with you because I found out theres to much going on down there oops ! Even though you are so beautiful ! Honest mistake !
I broke up with you because you viewed everything as black and white. Not everything is black and white.
I broke up with you because your perspective on things was too interesting and I could not handle it.