You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

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  1. Verklighet

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    I broke up with you because that wasn't very creative.
     
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    I broke up with you because you were with another
     
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    Broke up because wasn't getting enough attention
     
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    I broke up with you because you often don't use complete sentences.
     
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    I broke up with you because you're too shades of gray and I like popping colors!
     
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    I broke up with you because I'm a minor and our relationship was illegal.
     
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    I broke up with you because I didn’t want to do the long distance thing.
     
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    I broke up with you because you loved your books more than you loved me.
     
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    I broke up with you because you didn't understand how great books could be.
     
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    I broke up with you because you are way older than me.
     
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    I broke up with you because you keep trying to beat me at the last message game.
     
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    I broke up with you because I wouldn't keep you from being happier with a woman than you ever would with me.
     
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    I broke up with you 'cos you're probably way smarter than I am ;_;
     
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    I broke up with you because I found out theres to much going on down there :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: oops ! Even though you are so beautiful ! Honest mistake !
     
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    I broke up with you because you viewed everything as black and white. Not everything is black and white.
     
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    I broke up with you cuz of the clashing colours you used in your signature.

    (Design student here)
     
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    I broke up with you because your perspective on things was too interesting and I could not handle it.
     
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    I broke up with you because you and I live too far apart.
     
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    I broke up with you because you are gay and I’m a girl.
     
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    I broke up with you because I'm too old for you. It's better this way.