Hello....Is it me you're looking for? 'Cuz I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you do...Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
I'm sorry, but the above answer needed to be phrased in the form of Lionel Richie lyrics. You forfeit your turn. Pass 'GO' and do not collect $200.
Ooh what a feeling! We're dancing on the celing. Thank you. I'll collect my $200 now, and I think I'll buy Park Place.
Feel it in your heart and feel it in your soul, let the music take control! I'm surprised anyone actually did that, but I would gladly give you $200 (in monopoly money) and I'll take New York Avenue.
I'm walking right past you, because I'm a contrarian so I do pass go and collect my $200. *folds money and puts it in my wallet* *marches past go triumphantly*
I walk so far past that I somehow leave Monopoly and wind up in Clue. At least I can maybe bribe someone with the $200 from passing go to help me figure out the murder.
OH the cliche of the butler did it. Plus I'm more of an over aggressive slap jack player or even over aggressive UNO