Stupid Stuff.

When I was in middle school, I'd watch people break the school rules daily by climbing over a rather large fence to go to lunch somewhere off campus but was afraid to do it myself. One of the last days of school, I just went for it and (tried) to climb over it with a friend. At the top, I slipped and fell about 10 feet landing flat on my face, the entire back of my pants ripped after getting caught on something, and something sharp sliced a large cut on my inner arm/wrist all while about 25 kids watched. The stupid part came next.

Instead of going back or getting pants like a normal person, my friend and I stupidly proceeded to go to lunch anyway, walking past many strangers along the way while I was essentially not wearing pants anymore because they were ripped so bad, with blood all over my arm and clothes. We were out for like an hour, came back, and then went to class like normal for a few more hours to take final exams. I still essentially had no pants for the rest of the day. I think the story spread across the entire school in that one hour too.

Astoundingly, the whole time, not one person said a single thing about it. Looking back on that, it's easily my biggest "wtf was I thinking!" moment.

How many people can say they took final exams wearing no pants and covered in blood though? It's a great conversation starter with old schoolmates when I occasionally run into them. I have a pretty large scar to remember that interesting day for the rest of my life now too, and I remember it fondly for some reason.

 

I once walked all the way home from school wearing my bike helmet, somehow forgetting that I had cycled to school, even though I always cycle. I must've looked really stupid just casually walking down the pavement with a helmet on.
I got home, realised what I'd done and contemplated whether to go back and get my bike, or just stay at home and get my bike the next day. In the end I just stayed at home, and walked to school the next day and cycled home.

 

Falling in love with a straight girl a few years ago was pretty dumb. I still think about her sometimes....

 

I do dumb stuff all the time, but I think the worst has been accidently leaning on (and opening) one of those "an alarm will sound if door is opened" doors.

 

Fall in love with a guy who turned out to be a cheating asshole

 

Not accepting my sexuality until later in my life. Thinking about all that could have happened. When a person knows something and doesn't face it, but runs and hides. Maybe it was stupid to not accept things sooner.

 

It happened today actually.

I was at my old elementary school, and a kid left their jacket there. I was being an idiot, so I decided to put it on the flag pole, and raise it. I’m pretty proud of the idea.

 

Nares2000- That just reminded me of something some friends and I did in high school. On a Saturday night we got an old broken down VW Beetle, and towed it to the high school. We then hoisted it up the auditorium outside wall. And left it on the roof at the edge. So, when everyone showed up on Monday am, there it was for the world to see. School administration never did find out who did it. A crane was brought in to get it down. Stupid? Or crazy? Maybe, but funny at the time.

 

Ha! That’s awesome

 

I sat on a table during a critique in a college class. A friend of mine was also leaning on the table. My fat ass breaks the table, and it tumbles. Everyone runs to catch the two, thousand dollar Apple computers that were on the table as well. They were not damaged, thank God. I wasn't hurt either.

 

I need advice I like this girl and she likes me but I don’t know if I should date her because she is very clingy and I want to kiss her but idk if she likes me that way

 

Boyo I'm so sorry that sucks!

 

When I was in, like, 7th grade I used to jokingly stare for a long time at my classmates. It wasn't even funny. It's so embarrassing to look back on that...

 

So I like a guy in my collage...I don't know his orientation and I have huge crush on him from last year.
So this happened the other day...
My Guardian professor came to our class and told some of us to meet her later as our attendance in class was low. I was on her list and so did he( my crush). We went to her section an then she started scolding us. She threatened me that she'll call my parents and I am so much afraid of them. I was feeling kind of sick that day. So After 10 min of scolding I felt my head spinning and before I know anything, I vomited on floor. Like huge!!! Eeww. I was so embarrassed I said f*** oh no. Everyone was staring at me. I ran outofthatmess ASAP. I don't know what everyone was thinking about me. What my crush was thinking about me. This happened on Friday and tommorow on Monday there's collage and I can't go to college after what happened other day!! God help me!