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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. DarkPrince

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    Granted! You now all are rich beyond your dreams...but it's not worth anything as the money is the fake plastic money you can buy in toy shops.

    I wish people got to know me before judging and making their minds up about me.
     
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    Granted. After learning everything there is to know about you, they use every last bit of that knowledge to ruin your life forever.

    I wish I could switch back and forth between male and female whenever I wanted to.
     
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    Granted! You are now a jellyfish.

    I wish I could speak every language ever spoken throughout all history.
     
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    Granted! You now speak in an amalgamation of every single language ever.

    I wish I was less socially awkward.
     
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    Granted! You are now an extrovert that has no problems with social interactions...but you live on your own in the middle of nowhere so there is no one for miles to talk to or be social with...

    I wish I was better at self defence.
     
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    Granted! But now you are so good that If you put your hands in your pockets you will be imprisoned for carrying concealed weapons.

    I wish I wasn't dyslexic.
     
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    Granted! But now your handwriting is completely illegible, worse than a first-grader's.
     
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    I wish I had pizza.
     
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    AAA sorry I forgot to do a wish ;-;

    Granted, but you are unable to stop eating the pizza. The pizza also regenerates, so you have infinite pizza which you are physically unable to stop eating.

    I wish I had a dog.
     
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    Granted. But the oh is vicious and keeps attacking people especially kids and it has to be put down but almost kills the vet in the process.

    I wish homophobia was non existant.
     
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    Granted, all LGBT people vanish from existence and no more are ever born. Nothing left to hate.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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    Granted, but you were born with freakishly long arms and have learned to fly with them. Every time you fly it causes you agonizing pain. Your name is Arms.
     
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    (Oops forgot wish I'll put it here)

    I wish I had infinite pizza
     
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    Granted. You are crushed by a gigantic pizza falling out of the sky.

    I wish I could teleport anywhere on Earth.
     
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    Granted! You cannot control when or where you teleport.

    I wish I was better at writing
     
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    Granted. You are an amazing writer, but you can only write in a code that very few people understand.

    I wish I had the ability to shape-shift in order to change my body along with my gender.
     
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    Granted! But you can turn only into a blobfish.

    I wish I was smarter.
     
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    Granted! You are now the smartest person in the universe. With that knowledge comes insanity from knowing everything.

    I wish I didn't have to do my laundry.
     
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    Granted! You actually don't, as no law requires it, but you end up smelling really bad, after a few months, and your socks get really stiff and nasty.

    I wish it was possible to domesticate foxes, and have them as pets.
     
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    Granted. (It is possible already though, just very expensive) You go bankrupt trying to raise it and train it
    I wish politicians actually kept their promises.