Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's only a free trial. After 30 days, you are charged $14.99 per month for your time.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Sno-Caps.

 

Granted but each piece has loads of red ants on it.

I wish my sister's dog will finally be potty-trained.

 

Granted, but only does business in the flower bed.

Have a mercedes 190e

 

Granted, but it's the most disgusting colour you could possibly imagine.


I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

Granted, you are now having so much fun, that time flies by and you are now very old.

I wish I could just find a job already.

 

Granted. You are now a prostitute.

I wish me and my loved ones were immortal.

 

Granted but you've gotten tired with each other and started hating each other.

I wish I can have a part time job and that I will be good at it.

 

Granted. You clean toilets.

I wish people would accept my religious views without trying to convert me to theirs.

 

That'll actually be nice if i will be good in cleaning toilets

Anyway, granted but you yourself are living against what your religion is teaching you.

I wish the confusion with gender issues will stop being a problem with anyone involve.

 

Granted, everyone in the world is now the same gender so that there is no problems.

I wish I had the motivation to work on my art.

 

Granted you have the motivation but now you are locked away in a tower forever to work on your art.

I wish I knew I was gay when I was 15.

 

Granted! However, you were lost in the wilderness until age 20, and raised by wolves, wholly losing the ability to speak as humans do.

I wish I was a skunk, and my spray smelled like pink bubblegum.

 

Granted, but it only smells like pink bubblegum to you, and anyone else that smells it is killed instantly.

I wish I could have enough time and money to travel the world.

 

Granted but that will happen on your 100th birthday. You'll have all the time that you want but you dont have the strength to enjoy it.

I wish I could say or express what I want to say nicely or in a better way and not sound rude or mean.

 

Granted but now no one listens to anything you have to say.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights and could go sky diving.

 

Granted. But now you are stranded on the international space station.

I wish i could write javascript.

 

Granted! You are able to grind up coffee-beans from the isle of Java, make a paste of them, and using a quill pen, write in an ancient script that nobody but a few natives can understand.

I wish I could be taken care of like a spoiled, pampered puppy, and not have to work anymore, it is too hard and too boring.

 

wish granted! but every time you speak, you only make adorable little puppy noises and no one takes you seriously.

I wish I could talk to animals!

 

Granted! You can no longer speak to humans and now speak only to the animal you are most afraid of.

I wish I had infinite money.

 

Granted, but it's a currency not used in your country, so it winds up being useless.

I wish I could get to my ideal weight with minimal effort.