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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Kodo

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    I broke up with you after finding out you solicit child labour. For shame!
     
  2. YeahpIdk

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    We broke up because [​IMG]
     
  3. Kodo

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    Oh my god they wrote a book about that? How did they know? Wait, you...

    I broke up with you because you would dump me over tortilla chips sprinkled with chemicals and salt.
     
    #363 Kodo, Aug 6, 2017
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    I broke up with you for not having a mood.
     
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    I broke up with you coz you paid more attention to Alan Cumming ;(
     
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    Cuz she bumped up an old thread
     
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    Because he wouldn't leggo my eggo.
     
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    Cause you're the wrong gender.
     
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    I broke up with you cause the commute was horrible.
     
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    I broke up with you because there was no more cake.
     
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    Because u believe showering is a sin
     
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    because I discovered you had a collection of creepy porcelain dolls!
     
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    because I found out you don't like creepy porcelain dolls!
     
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    Because your pet raccoon keeps stealing food off people's plates
     
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    Because you're so far away.
     
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    Cause long distance is hard
     
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    You wouldn't date a Slytherin.
     
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    Because two Slytherins in a relationship is just too much sass and doom and gloom for the world to handle
     
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    Cause you forgot me.
     
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    Cause you forgot me FIRST (also I'm petty :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:)