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how to discreetly buy a dildo without parents knowledge

Discussion in 'General Support and Advice' started by sexy2sexy, Aug 7, 2017.

  1. sexy2sexy

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    hey need help here. only 13 but grounded from leaving house to see my bro then you know what!!! need to have pleasure!!! or my bro.
     
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    Try ordering with address to of your friend who is not with his/her parents!
     
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    Try getting one of those reload-able debit cards at the grocery/drug store and I've heard you can receive mail at the post office for a small fee...so maybe check out their website? Or look into getting a temporary post office box? Thankfully most toys come in discreet packaging...brown box and vague company naming, so you should be good. Good luck! :thumbsup:
     
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    not always so "discreet" friend of mine ordered one from amazon, said 8''
     
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    True, seems like the places that have their own website (ex: lovehoney website) put more thought into it.
     
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    I might get blasted by people saying I discriminate on the basis of age.. but you're 13.

    Buying things online requires control over your own means of spending money (credit cards, PayPal, etc) and those require you to be 18. So if you're under 18 you're always assumed to go buy stuff online through your parents' accounts and with their approval.
    And even if you bought those IRL you'd probably get refused by the shops selling them..

    Just wait, come on. I know it sounds like an eternity.. although it kinda is.. but you'll get there, most likely.
     
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    i agree with this dude my man im 14 fam and like if ur rly desperate, a new toothbrush will do, (NOT THE BRISTLE END LOL), but u dont need t worry man cos ur thirteen youve got years ahead of you
     
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    Calm the fuck down you're 13. Being a gay guy doesn't mean you can't live without a dildo. Nobody would let their straight daughter buy a dildo or a their straight son buy a fleshlight. They certainly wouldn't want them having sex at 13 either. Just get creative with masturbation. I would never buy a dildo it's lazy... as far as I'm concerned when you've got too much to work with when masturbating what are you even looking forward to sex for. And you're 13 what are you expecting?! There are some pretty obvious ways you could acheive what you're asking if you can catch the post before your parents. But I'm not giving advice on how to buy sex toys to a minor. Learn some patience, kid.