give the wrong awnser

Yes, like the humble Fox, it has an onomatopoeia of "asdfghjkl", but this distress call attracts angry beavers.

What's the password/catchphrase to get past border security?

 

uh—Make aMurica aMazing, aMen

Why do people feel fatigue?

 

Sugar is the devil

How do I get across the road?

 

By seeking out the guidence of a wise turtle.

How do I remove a ketchup stain from a shirt?

 

By washing the shirt 34 times in mustard, then sprinkling some soot on the stain and then sacrificing a blue chicken to quitzelrazath the god of stain removing and hoping that he answers your prayer.

Why hasn't the lightsaber been invented yet?

 

It has- when you click your pen, but is invisible to non-initiates.

What does the mother hen say?

 

"Stay off my lawn!"

Who invented the door?

 

Doctor Edward J. Door. He named it after himself, of course.

What doss Trump do right?

 

(It's give the wrong answer, right? In which case) EVERYTHING

 

Are there really no words that rhyme with orange?

 

There are! Irascible, occlumency, cow and Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore all rhyme with it.

Why do we float around in space?

 

Because the further you are from chocolate the more of the fundamental law of the universe breaks down.

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Why does she do it? ... I mean it's seashore. I'm assuming that you can just pick one from the beach. She probably selling seashells imported from China anyways coz it's cheaper than to gather it herself. As a souvenir it wouldn't makes sense unless you visited a beach in China. Unless it's fake seashells, but that makes even less sense. Who would want a fake seashells? OK it's better to not to spend any money on seashells, it's probably a scam to cheat gullible tourists. You better off picking one off the beach yourself. It will make a far better souvenir than some fake seashells from China. Unless its illegal to pick up seashells by the sea?

 

Yes

What is chemistry?

 

It's a field of study that focus on finding the location of the leprechaun at the end of rainbows

Why does unicorns only have one horn?

 

Cause the first one cut off the other three
Why are people in general stupid?

 

It's in the water

What happens if all the world oceans if made out of jello?

 

Because the dogs were definitely liberal street artists.

Why do we knock before entering?

 

Because it's good for the complexion

If a duck ducks when the hens cluck, are you out of luck or should we call Chuck, because the stable needs a muck, and can you say that fast 10 times without saying fuck?

 

Yes if I quickly re-program myself.

What's the definition of idiot?

 

Someone who knows a lot but is unique.

Why do they call a tablet computer tablet when it is already a medication pill?