Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but in doing so, you changed the present and future time which made everything worse.

I wish im not so shy all the time.

 

Granted, you gain some extroversion, but can only socialize with plants.

I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles, and eveyone could eat it and be happy.

 

Granted, but everyone gets heavily addicted to the cake and can't go a day without some of it. The entire global economy collapses as everyone tries to get more of your cake. Eventually, everyone on Earth but you is a cake-crazed zombie and you're driven to complete seclusion, and eventual insanity.


I wish I could have a super good idea that could make me millions.

 

Granted, but you make that same mistake 3 more times the next day.

For above poster granted but someone else steals the idea first.

I wish I could shape shift into animals at will.

 

Granted, but this ability causes you excruciating pain that seems to resonate throughout your body the entire time you are transformed.

I wish I had a super long tongue, like a snake.

 

Why would you even wish for that?? Lol
Granted, but it's so long you have to drag it around and all the dirt sticks to it

I wish i could think fast.

 

I don't like my tongue...


Granted, but you have move slow.


I wish I could teleport without dying in the process.

 

Granted, you'll just get splinched instead.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

I do too

Granted, you think of a deathwish and for some reason actually wish for it

I wish for unlimited battery life for my phone

 

Granted, however you can only look at the time and all other functions are disabled.

I wish everyone could be happy

 

Granted, but everyone's happiness is limited and comes at the expense of other people's sadness.

I wish I was multilingual in useful languages.

 

Granted however you can never speak to anyone.

I wish to be able to swim under water without needing to breath.

 

Granted, however, you can only do it for 10 minutes, if you are underwater even less than a second longer, you drown.

I wish that I could become a genius.

 

Granted... but you're only a genius for an hour before Stephen Hawking repeatedly runs you over with a converted tank/wheelchair.

Yes, I have a twisted mind.

I wish I was an amazing manga artist.

 

Granted, but your art only lasts for an hour after completion, then fades away as if it never existed.

I wish I could read minds.

 

Granted, but all your family members can.

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

 

Granted, but you forget it.

I wish for everyone in the world to have logical reasoning skills.

 

Granted, however no one is able to communicate.

I wish for universal acceptance.

 

Granted but everyone's dead the next day.

I wish for fresh air anywhere.