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Things Non-LGBT People Say...

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Gen, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. iliketolift1

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    That's pretty silly of him to say.
     
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    These are amazing, and I think I've heard most of these myself :grin:
     
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    Me: "Can You please stop annoying me?"

    Him: "please let me go, I wont tell anyone"

    Me: "I wasn't talking to you"

    Him: 'Please! I haven't had food in 3 days!"

    So homophobic, right?
     
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    Oh... my...

    At least I feed my sex slaves...
     
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    I feed them. just not often :grin:
     
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    Oh baby... :grin:

    Aaaaaaaaand this thread just got derailed...
     
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    LOL!
     
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    Nah, not at all.
     
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    :slight_smile:
     
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    "How come they keep on growing on numbers but they cant impregnate themselves."
     
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    "Mom I have a boyfriend"
    Mom: "Oh, nice son, who's the girl in the relationship?"
    Seriously mom?!

    And the classic: "I like that you're gay cause then I can shop with you"
    and ironically, I hate shopping!

    And to finish, one that was not for me but for a lesbian teacher I had: "You can see she's lesbian, she acts hard like a guy"
     
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    That one I never heard before! Well done people :ok_hand:
     
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    People from my school have become fond of saying "what the gay" when something shocks or disgusts them. It's so stupid and really makes no sense. It doesn't even sound cool. I can't help but laugh at their expense when they say it. Lol
     
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    Yeah I used to hear that a lot as a joke :unamused:
     
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    Those people will grow up eventually... or at least understand that it doesn't even make sense
     
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    "I'm not against gay marriage, but being around gay people makes me feel uncomfortable."
     
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    This thread is hilarious!

    I had a slightly homophobic girl at my work. We had a wee party at our house, invited workmates including her. At work, she once said to me "I don't have a problem with gays, I just don't want them to like touch each other while near me". Ok weirdo. So when she came to the party (with her man), my wife said to her "We're not comfortable with straight people touching each other in front of us, so could you not?". Must have sunk in because she hasn't said a single homophobic thing since then hehehehe
     
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    Omg, that is the best comeback!
     
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    Amazing!! That's probably the best answer you could give her!

    I hate when people keep saying "I dont care about gays, but I dont like to see them showing affection"... cmon people, we have to deal with straight people doing that everyday!
     
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    I so love it!!!!