Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you are only cured of human diseases, and therefore catch every known animal disease.

I wish I could afford nicer clothes so I could dress fashionably.

 

Granted, but you cant afford any other kinds of clothes, and when you wear expesinve clothing, you age faster equivalent to 15 minutes to every second.

I wish people could see me the way i see myself.

 

Granted, but when they don't see you at all, they believe they are a taco and lie down to become one. What is wrong with me?

I wish my hair was easier to style and whatnot

 

I have the same problem so wish granted but now you can only style your hair in that one specific way for all of eternity making it a complete chore to do

I wish I knew what style suits my hair so I could style it properly.

 

Granted, but you hate this way and refuse to do it this way

I wish I made better choices

 

Granted. You created (made) the choices, but never acted on them.

I wish some things would last forever.

 

Granted, you remember that thing you wish you could forget? It's still going on

I wish for more new music by bands I like

 

Wish granted, but they never share their pieces to the world

I wish could have the power of invisibility.

 

Wish granted, but once you turn invisible you can never be seen again.

I wish I could sing

 

Granted, but you can only sing commercial jingles.

I wish I was more self-confident.

 

Your wish has been granted, but you become so arrogant that no one ever speaks to you again.

I wish I could manipulate time at will with no consequences to myself, anyone I love, or the time-space continuum in general.

 

Granted, however you can only change it 7 seconds at a time.

I wish i could spit acid like the Jurassic park Dilophosaurus.

 

Granted... but your lips are sealed shut...

I wish everybody on EC could be in one room, and mingle...

 

Granted but everyone can only mingle or talk trough internet and everyone is hidden behind a drape. So there is basically no difference from this.

I wish my health was stable.

 

Granted, but it is only stable in the sense that it is always in the same bad state.

I wish I could find true love.

 

Granted but everyone else hates them and they alienate all your friends,

I wish everyone in the world had everything they needed.

 

Granted, but yours is the worst of it all.

I wish i had some sort of talent.

 

Granted, but no one will applaud for you

I wish the world was without dishonesty

 

Granted... but everyone has tourettes...

I wish I could come out easily and be universally accepted by all instantly.

 

Granted...but there will be more gays then straights and the population will plummet!

I wish my favorite band (ayreon) would tour anywhere other then holland