not sure if this has been done here before ( or how long it will last) but i thought it would be fun. Example here (may contain strong language) for basis of topic. Rules are simple here: Answer the topic chosen by previous poster Start a new topic for next poster So with that ill post the first topic and answer it to give you an idea, and see how this goes. BAD THINGS TO SAY ON A FIRST DATE
Good news folks! Tomorrow it's going to be sunny but not too hot. Perfect weather for a day in the pool or taking a walk. Now back to the news with Gundula Gause and her report on what effect the third world war continues to have on eastern Europe. Job interview
What can i bring to the job? Most of the stationary from my previous workplace. Things you don't want To hear in a restaurant
Answer: sorry for the delay, our head chef was shaving his pubes Question: things you wouldn't want to hear from your spouse
Why did God create the Evil One? (Not joking but a five or six year old kid legitimately asked me this out of the blue one time) Sad news that turns your day (or week) upside down?
(Lol that's terrifying.) Today the President issued a controversial executive order. In order to halt the relentless mocking of his "covfefe" tweet, all consumption of coffee is banned until further notice. (I guess this doesn't make sense to people outside the U.S. but I'm sure you can relate to the horror of having your coffee threatened.) Things not to say at a funeral.
"Oh, I didn't know the deceased, I'm just here for the free food afterwards." (This reminds me of 'Scenes from a Hat' from Whose Line is it Anyway?) Things bosses can say, but not your parents.
Welcome peers, I'd like you to all start by answering the quadratic equations on the board. Meeting your favorite celebrity
OMG i'm such a big fan of yours! I'm so glad you finally see me while you're awake! What you will tell your husband/wife right after the wedding
Holy shit I used to be OBSESSED with this show in 6th grade. I blew all of our money on this wedding and we're 10000 dollars in debt In fact I had a journal of scenes we'd like to see style jokes (keep in mind I wrote these in 6th grade) Here's unlikely video game titles: Call of duty: BLOODY FOREIGNERS Pokémon heaven and hell, featuring ozzy Osborne Assasians creed: holding pattern Pikmin bp: before pikmin Silent hill: a loud noise The legend of Zelda and the master saucepan. Micro transactions the game. Hideo kojima mental breakdown simulator. Dikatana 2 Nintenfish Little inferno 2: bigger inferno Unlikely road signs: the end of nowhere, you are now entering somewhere, but I don't know where exactly. You are now reading the other side of this sign. Notice: helicopters are watching. Stop there's a fancy dinner party in the middle of the road. Do not cross the chalk line or you will pay. Your gps is wrong turn right. And so I leave you with. "unlikely things to hear in court"
"Ssssshh don't say a word, I think my husband just walked in." Worst excuse after getting stopped in the freeway by a police officer
"I'm sorry for not stopping officer. I didn't see you because I left my eyes at home". Weirdest thing to say while in an job interview?
I literally laughed out loud! "Excuse me, but can I use the restroom please? I'm so nervous I peed on myself " What you wouldnt want to hear while inside a movie theater.
Hahaha I wouldn't want to hear: *Plink..klink...k...k.* "Shit. Where's the splint?" BOOOOOM! What's the strangest way to sink a ship?
I think you could be a great poet, those rhymes lol Hmmm.. hail maybe?? What you wouldnt want your partner to hear when you invited her/him over for dinner with your family for the first time.