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    Because he knows how to covfefe.

    Why do we like ice cream?
     
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    Because it tastes good.

    Why did the human race invent time?
     
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    So we know when to have breakfast.

    Why does daylight savings still exist?
     
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    Timey Wimey reasons

    What is the full equation of E=mc squared?
     
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    E=mc squared.
    Why is oxygen the only thing we can breathe in?
     
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    Because it smells better than farts.

    Why is the monarchy hated so much?
     
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    Because we're secretly racist against butterflies.

    What things do not come to an end?
     
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    Twinkies and cockroaches.

    Why do some clocks show 'IIII' instead of 'IV'?
     
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    Because the person who designed them got a public education.

    What is 'smart' about smart phones?
     
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    To ruin your sleep schedule as soon as you get used to it.

    Why do carrots improve eyesight?
     
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    It's not that carrots improve it, it's that every other one worsens it.

    Who was the first person to cross the Atlantic?
     
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    Will Pluto ever reclaim its former position included among the planets?
     
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    Dog and planets are two separate things.

    Why can't there just be one exam board for the whole country?
     
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    Who is the most powerful person in the world?
     
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    Why does the sun rise in the east?
     
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    Well, one day a person arrived in Japan and was like, I'm going to name this land "the land where the sun rises" because that was cool. Having magic powers, they made it a reality by declaring that the sun must switch to rising in the east (where Japan was). Before the sun would only rise in the west because the sun god (who travels by sitting on the sun) found it convienient to collect oranges from California for oj in the morining. Perhaps there was some lassos or epic battles involved idk.

    Why is gun violence relatively much higher in the US than in Canada?
     
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    Because they have stormtrooper aim

    What are the chances of an independent scotland after the final brexit negotiation (my apologies for mentioning it)
     
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    The same chances as two parents with brown hair having a redheaded child.

    Why is immortality so appealing to humans?
     
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    Because we all used to be immortal because a man ate a fish and gained immortality once he realized he ate the fish of life and so immortality being so appealing to humans is the result of a fish controlling the emotions of man.

    What is the best way of controlling the worlds overpopulation so that we can save the Earth.
     
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    FEMA(Federal Emergency Management Agency)announcements for the public to fart more.

    How did humans learn to instinctively back off when a dog growls?
     
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