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How do you drink water?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by SomeUsername, Jun 6, 2017.

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How do you drink water?

  1. You tilt your head back and let it flow in

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  2. You purse your lips around a water bottle to make a vacuum, tilt your head slightly back, and suck

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  3. You lap it up like a dog

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  4. You use a small pipette, aggravating your loved ones as they wait for you to finish drinking

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  5. You don't drink, you use an IV.

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  6. You put it in a syringe and inject it directly into your bloodstream. Screw the doctors, it works.

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  7. Other

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  1. SomeUsername

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    Guys this is important.

    You tilt your head back and let it flow in
    You purse your lips around a water bottle to make a vacuum, tilt your head slightly back, and suck
    You lap it up like a dog
    You put it in a small pipette and squirt it into your mouth, aggravating your family and friends to no end as they wait for you to finish drinking
    You don't drink, you use an IV.
    You don't drink, you put it in a syringe and inject it directly into your bloodstream. Screw what the doctors say, it keeps you hydrated.
    Other

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  2. SillyGoose

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    I absorb it through my roots using active transport
     
    #2 SillyGoose, Jun 6, 2017
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    Pursing and sucking is the only way I know without spilling water all over my face, neck and chest. I hate it though, as the bottle always crumples under the pressure change.

    Moral of the story: I'm so useless I cannot perform the basest of functions. :S
     
    #3 RedTrekkie95, Jun 6, 2017
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    Option 1 but I sometimes get water spilling over me cause i'm clumsy.
     
    #4 FragileVampire, Jun 6, 2017
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    Laughed so hard at this :grin: thanks!
     
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    using my mouth
     
    #6 Browncoat, Jun 6, 2017
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    Well, I happen to be a water bender so I drink water to show the artful and skillful display of my abilities. :grin:
     
    #7 Shoei Loei, Jun 7, 2017
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    I swallow, ofc
     
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    I open my mouth as wide as the ocean and swallow a few gallons of water every day.
     
    #9 Justinian20, Jun 7, 2017
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    I use a watering can.
     
    #10 Reciprocal, Jun 7, 2017
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    osmosis is the only way
     
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    Best thread ever!

    Water is too mainstream. I chug molten lava
     
    #12 Lawrence, Jun 8, 2017
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    Personally I prefer the blood of innocents but you do you.
     
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