Haha I know too many pick up lines for my own good. Someone at school went on a website of the and read me the first part and I could finish off nearly all of them he said
Me: Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? Him: Uh, no... Me: Oh wait I forgot URAQT Him: That's still only 25 Me: So you want the D?
Perfect start Since this clearly isn't all that serious, my friend told me this one: "Do you work at Subway? Cause you could handle my foot long."