Tell me something that made you laugh today

Possibly the best gif ever. Little guy is excited about socks.



My face hurts now, but it is so totally worth it~

 

I was talking with my straight girl friend about yaoi and she was like, "I don't really care about penis on penis action" XD;;;;;;;; Unless you're talking about docking... I don't think that's how it usually works... then she asked me what that meant and... it was awkward XD;;;

 

My younger Sister
Glee
thats two things lol....

 

This title from a satire news article:

Malaysia: 55-Seat Passenger Train Vanishes On Its Way To China, 1337 People Missing :roflmao:

(It's fake btw)

 

Probably teenagers fighting on the animal crossing island...

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Or this really funny meme I saw today with a dog saying "You are doin me a concern"

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Or even sausage party... but that one was really bad

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I also laugh when my brother tells me jokes

 

That island stuff does sound pretty interesting ;D

 

youtube taiwan #1...:roflmao: my friend showed me the video i hella laughed

 

I was playing an online FPS game with a friend when someone sent me not one, not two, but three angry messages after I shot and killed them twice. That certainly brightened my day all the more!

 

This pic did..

Even the guy on the left is laughing too.

 

Cast list went up for a play I auditioned for.
I got the part of the french maid named Louise.
Thatissof***ingfunnytome

Also this. Always this.
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I went to go see Sausage Party.
It was great.

 

When I got home from class this evening, my mom was outside talking to my neighbor (let's call him Carl). Carl is about 35 years old. Now, Carl's parents split up recently; Carl's father left his mother. After I pulled my car into the garage, I went back outside to say hi to my mom and Carl. As I walked up to them, Carl said, "Guess who's gay??" For a second, I almost lost my shit because Carl doesn't know I'm a lesbian, and I was thinking, "What did my mom tell him?" But before I could express my confusion, Carl said, "My dad is gay! That's why he left my mom." I was just like, "Ohhhhh, okay, I see!" When I went back inside the house later on, I started cracking up because Carl's timing with that question was too ironic and too good haha. I just kept thinking about it haha, "Guess who's gay?" I am Carl; I'm gay. But you were referring to your dad, weren't you? That would have been a great coming out story if I had responded to Carl's question by saying, "Me?"

 

Somebody said something mean to me recently. I laughed because I've said mean things before so I could relate and understand their feelings, but it made me sad and want to hug them because I could see the hurt deep down.

 

Okay...I'm going to share this story that was told to me earlier today by a female who loves to talk X-Rated language to me. Although, she knows I'm gay but for some reason, she has it in her mind that she could get me turned on with her dirty talk. Anyway, she was telling me she had to go to the emergency earlier this week because she was cooking chili and while she was chopping up the peppers, she was also on the phone talking to her boyfriend. The conversation turned into phone sex and she told me that she had really gotten into it and started to masturbate. She had nothing on underneath her dress and this is what she forgot when she took her fingers and started rubbing them against her clean shaven vagina. Since she had pepper juice on her hands, her fingers were coated in it and she began to feel a burning sensation down there that was so severe that she screamed out really loud...hahahahaha...she told me she kept screaming and her boyfriend kept asking her what was wrong and when she told him...he got her off the phone and called 911 who arrived and took her to the local hospital. Can you imagine????...hahaha...but better yet..who ate that chili????..ugh!!!!..hahaha

 

At work I did an odd job that wasn't paid out of payroll (they cut me a company check) and I didn't cash it for over a month. My dad (who works with me) was told by his boss if I had cashed the check yet because it was still outstanding and my dad said no because I didn't need it cashed yet (I was too lazy to go to the bank) and my boss said "must be nice." (i.e. must be nice to not need to cash your check immediately :lol.

 

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One of the funniest videos on YouTube :lol:

 

I spaced out while one of my friends was looking at a handbag for sale. After a few minutes, I said "Oh, come on, are you gonna buy the bag or not?" and a woman I don't know turned around to reply "Why do you care!?" (sorry, I thought you were somebody else)

AWKWARD XD

 

I'm giving a passive-aggressive present to somebody who keeps asking if I have a spare elastic band. I've had the idea in my mind for a while. That's why I can't stop laughing

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