What are you thinking?

Instead of being my first Christmas with a girlfriend it's threatening to be my first Christmas with an ex-girlfriend. She pushes me away and then complains that we don't have a connection and that I don't seem relaxed around her. She has hurt me deeply and now isn't coming until tomorrow, leaving only four hours to make up before heading to my parents' for Christmas, if she even comes then. I'm now absolutely dreading Christmas. This time last year I was longing for a girlfriend, a year later fallen in love and got a broken heart to show for it!

(Sorry for the rant, just got nowhere else to express my feelings!)

 

I'm such a bad person.

 

Christmas holidays woo. Driving to the Netherlands tomorrow to visit family and friends. ROADTRIP TIME.

 

I'm thinking about a recent conversation I had with my grandma.


Grandma: So, found a boyfriend yet?

Me: *awkward laughter* Ha ha, no.

Grandma: Really? Still not interested? That's a bit strange.

Me: Yeah. So er....that College project...

:eusa_doh: Why do reletives always bring stuff like this up? Ugh. :dry:



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*relatives

 

W i t h d r a w a l s u c k s

 

Haven't been here in ages.

 

A bagel with cream cheese and corned beef. So simple yet so delicious.

 

I accidentally drank a whole cup of espresso.

A WHOLE. CUP. OF ESPRESSO.

As in not one shot in a normal cup of coffee like you're supposed to; a whole 12 oz cup of nothing but the espresso.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

That sounds so gross tbh. I can't drink espresso by itself. Also how are you containing yourself, hahah.

 

I wish my hamster wouldn't run so hard on her noisy wheel.... I have a headache....

 

Hush. No you're not.

 

who fucking told you that, i'll fite them
you are beautiful, inside and out, my friend.

 

So I just watched the Sense8 Christmas special and it was everything I wanted it to be. 10/10. I need morreeeeeeee.

 

Make me one?

 

Oh my God Putin's interview would be laughable if he weren't a destabilising, inhumane, hypocritical brute.

A man who assassinates opposition leaders cannot criticise Clinton for not 'learning to lose with grace'.

 

I'm Russian

I hate Putin.
He disgraces my favourite country

 

I don't know why I laughed out loud when I saw that Power Rangers trailer in the cinema.

 

This convo I had while texting.

Me:
I really want ancillary ice cream but it's sooooooo faaaaarrrrrr
I MEANT VANILLA
fuck me
DON'T DO THAT EITHER
I need to shut up

And I was saying all of this to my asexual friend

 

Well, I'm already used to dark, strong coffee. At the time I thought maybe it was just stronger than usual; this was a coffee machine in a hospital waiting room. Then I realized that the button on this particular coffee machine, that I was supposed to use to dispense ONE shot of espresso into a cup, I misread as just espresso coffee. As in, the espresso was already mixed in.

Only when I had already finished the whole cup and was absolutely buzzing did I realize my mistake, which you would think I would have realized when I had to press the stupid button six times to get one cup of coffeeespresso. And I had to wait six more hours in that waiting room while wired as fuck. And then the two-hour drive home. While still wired. I drank that stupid cup NINE HOURS AGO AND I'M STILL FEELING IT.

Sure, let me run fifty miles back to where I got it from. I could probably FLY that whole distance with the buzz I got from it. Shit gave me more wings than Red Bull ever did and I didn't even have to pay for it. :roflmao:

 

So the question on my mind for ThatBorussenGuy is this: why were you at the hospital?