I felt really gay* today when....

Future lesbian. lol

 

That pretty much sums it up for me.

Oh, and perhaps that I'm beginning to fall for a man for the first time ever. Ah, he's the sweetest guy, and had to leave early this morning, so I woke up without his arms around me. Something in that gives me a bit of a suspicion that I'm not fully heterosexual, lol

 

that's beginning to happen with me too. There's a guy I started to flirt with and I pretty much know we're going to hook up. i'm scared, but when i think about it, I definitely feel gay

I LOVE that feeling!

 

Yep, I was checking out the lifeguards again today!

 

When the neighbor asked who the lesbian was, and it was me!

 

Sometimes I feel REALLY gay....

Then I remember boobs are a thing that exist, and suddenly that feeling goes away....

 

I haven't come out yet, but I just experienced such a feeling of relief when I realized that I'm 100% sure I am going to come out. I'm... just..... GAY!

 

When I was out for coffee with a friend and control issues were mentioned. She said "so, there's no tying you up?" And my reply was "Hell, no! I'd be a Dom in those games. I'm a top." Don't think I've said that one out loud before, but I've come to realize it.

 

Coming back from Tenerife in the passport control line. I notice the passport checker is a policeWOMAN hoho. And my first thought is something like "oooh lady police officeeer, arrest me!!". She looks pretty moody but pretty with her dark Spanish hair. Then someone in the queue makes her laugh and her smile is bloody cute... and she sort of finishes off by looking down cheekily with a smirk and I think "OMG that was sooo Kristen Stewart" haha. Buuuut she's moody again by the time she sees me and she doesn't give a fuck ;(

I walked into the plane thinking... well that was one for this thread lol.

 

I felt really gay the other day when I was trying to put together a desk (easy assembly, my butt!) with a friend and got all confused about the nuts and bolts, and my other friend goes, "Don't ask her, she doesn't know anything about nuts!"

I was taken aback but it was funny, lol.

 

we have a lot of these decorating the display cases at work.....thanks, now I am just gonna think dirty thoughts all shift....lol

 

When I wrote a song (just one verse) about my best friend crush... Usually I just produce music and leave the wordsmith stuff to people who know what they are doing, but it kind of just came out and I feel better now for expressing it. I almost feel like recording it and posting it, but think I am too self-conscious for that... :lol:

 

This is something I do aaaaall the time. Too many songs have been about my sad friend crushes recently. I'm the wordsmith half without the decent composing ability.

 

We should hang out sometime then! It was really cathartic to write that song, but my wordsmithing skills are somewhere on a scale from terrible to makes-babies-cry so I am not going to change my profession anytime soon.

 

My sister commented on a woman's butt and then said "not like I'd do anything with her" which genuinely confused me for several seconds - I'd momentarily forgotten that most people in the world don't identify as pansexual. |D

 

When I was checking out an exotic looking woman while pursuing for some lunch today, only to realize that one of the gay guys at my job was walking right behind her and was watching me watching her. The huge smirk on his face said everything. :icon_redf

 

Sounds cool. I do write crap lyrics also. Usually when I get out my guitar and start singing over some chord progression I made. Singing along to this very dramatic chord progression I made around the Asus4 chord, the best line I could come up with was:

"Sucking the love off the shoes of the blind,
I always end up behind."

Trying to think it's deep but mostly it's ridiculous.

Everything you say on this thread is hilarious, Katchoo!