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use a bad pickup line for the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by salad, May 11, 2016.

  1. Wolfsan

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    Are you my big toe? because I'm gonna bang you against my coffee table later
     
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    This is more a pick up line that a guy can use, but I guess that's part of why it's such a bad one for me to use:

    Do you have something in your mouth?

    [No, why?]

    Do you WANT something in your mouth? :wink: :wink:
     
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    Are you a beaver? Because DAMN.
     
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    Are your eyes the Ocean? Because baby I'm lost at sea
     
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    Mind if I use your eyes as a mirror? I need to check my hair. *Sneaks a kiss* Oh, uh, sorry about that, I got a little too close. Would you like another one though?
     
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    Hi (sorry I'm bad at this)
     
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    Hey, could I borrow a kiss? I promise to give one back
     
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    Are you a fajita platter? Cause your bottom is sizzling
     
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    Excuse me? I've lost my pohone number. May I borrow yours?
     
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    Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss but down under :wink:
     
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    I don't know if mooses have horns but...I've got a horn for you :eusa_doh:
     
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    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. :wink:
     
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    You are hotter than a summer day on the sun :wink:
     
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    *Hands you a piece of paper and a pen*

    Name and number please. Thanks.
     
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    Are you WiFi? Cause I think I got a connection...
    why is a homosexual female flirting with a homo-romo Ace male?
     
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    Hi my name is Love, but you can call me *whips out sunglasses* anytime.:thumbsup:
     
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    Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.
     
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    I C Major potential in us getting together (; lol
     
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    Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.
     
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    I FUKIN like you okay