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use a bad pickup line for the person above you

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    Good thing I have my library card, cuz I'm checking you out
     
    #21 Nobo, Sep 16, 2016
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    Are you a golf course? Cuz I wanna get my balls in all your holes.


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    I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
     
    #23 WhiteWinter, Sep 18, 2016
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    Hey are you a botanist because I lichen your face.
     
    #24 bubbles123, Sep 18, 2016
  5. Ruby Dragon

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    [Singing, the tune of "We will rock you"]

    Honey you're so fine, we'll make a big mess
    Playin' under sheets, gonna kiss you all over, yay!
    You got lips on yo' face
    Your lips, I taste
    Rockin' your bed all over the place
    Singin'

    I will, I will fuck you
    I will, I will fuck you
     
    #25 Ruby Dragon, Sep 18, 2016
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    Funny that you like dragons, 'cause you're smoking hot.
     
    #26 Kodo, Sep 18, 2016
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, lets fuck.
     
    #27 I AM MEOW, Sep 20, 2016
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    Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away
     
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  10. I AM MEOW

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    You have a lovely head, it would look great next to the others in my freezer.
    I'm sorry... I found a shit ton of creepy pickup lines and I couldn't help it...

    Why did I post this :/
     
    #30 I AM MEOW, Sep 20, 2016
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  11. perpetuality

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    Do your lips hurt? I'll kiss them better.

    Uh.... uh.... I d-dunno! Marry me!
     
    #31 perpetuality, Sep 21, 2016
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    Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications:icon_wink

    I'm so sorry....
     
    #32 PrettyinPunk, Sep 21, 2016
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    Hi Nice to meet you. My name is Randy Williams but I'm thinking about changing it to yours.
     
    #33 RedEyeFlash, Sep 21, 2016
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    You have a lovely face, I would like to cut it off and wear it.

    I'm just gonna roll with the creepy ones now...
     
    #34 I AM MEOW, Sep 21, 2016
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    Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
     
    #35 JAlfred, Sep 22, 2016
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    Are you wearing space pants? Cos your ass is out of this world :wink:
     
    #36 ForNarnia, Sep 22, 2016
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    are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out. :icon_wink:icon_wink:icon_wink
     
    #37 Ruinbow, Sep 25, 2016
  18. I AM MEOW

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    *Drops armful of limes*
    *Attempts to pick up limes, accidentally forgets one*
    *While bending down to get the lime, falls over, thus dropping the rest of the limes*
    *Tries to pick the limes up, but falls while trying to get back up, once more, dropping the limes*
    *Finally retrieves the lines and successfully gets back up*
    *Starts to walk away, but trips, and in the process of regaining balance, drops the limes again*
    "Sorry, I'm just really bad at pickup limes."
     
    #38 I AM MEOW, Sep 25, 2016
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  19. Wolfwing

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    1.I know that we have never really met before, but tell me does this rag smell chloroform?

    2.We just met but I feel like we have a special connection,(pulls out gun) now get in the van.

    3.You have a nice face, I bet that it'd make a great mask.
     
    #39 Wolfwing, Sep 25, 2016
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  20. Ruby Dragon

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    Classically punny :lol: :grin:

    ---------- Post added 25th Sep 2016 at 11:47 PM ----------
    I think I dropped my contact lens into your pants. You better take them off so I can look for it
     
    #40 Ruby Dragon, Sep 26, 2016
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