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What would you do?!

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  1. GreenBeast123

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    Hello people! What's up? Today I'm going to ask you jerks what would you do?! Give you twenty questions. Some may be random so prepare for a little chuckles.

    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?

    See ya later! (!)

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    Ten questions*

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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Be mauled to death because when I'm surprised, I have a Freeze instinct
    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    Call the cops because he's trespassing. Also claim he is a stalker because he lives in Canada(?) and I live all the way in South Africa.
    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    Smirk and roll my eyes after staring in bemusement for a while
    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Err, what? People listen to the radio while on the loo? Strange...
    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    Get an innocuous frying pan and prepare for intruders. Or my wooden sword. Or a not-so-wooden knife from the kitchen. Hide it in the waistband of my trousers in case they are not a threat, but survey them from upstairs first through the blinds so that they don't know I'm here. If they're just guests, remove knife from waistband without alerting parents.
    6. What would you do if I was in your house watching television?
    Kick you out the window into the swimming pool from the first floor because the TV is upstairs
    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    Wonder if she has a science test coming up because she learns by talking to herself
    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    Pretend to be indifferent but make you pay me back (does that even make sense?)
    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    Be Voldemort or Jack the Ripper or some cool bad guy like Lex Luthor (sorry, I'm talking about the Batman vs Superman movie XD) or a cool anti-hero like Deadpool
    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    Ask it if all unicorns are good or whether they're inherently evil
     
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    Yay! Random questions my favorite, okay here I go!

    1. Stop drop and roll! Wait, that's for a fire sh*t uh I guess I would play dead seeing as I would be to scared to run

    2. Push him off, that's my sacred place and I ain't sharing with no one especially a beaver(no wait beavers are cute so I can make an exception just not a Bieber)

    3. Slowly close the door and walk away(this isn't the first time it's happen)

    4. Obviously sing along, nothing is going to stop me from singing my favorite tunes!

    5. Call the cops or try to steal it and customize it to be a close second to the future machine from back to the future

    6. See what you're watching, slightly judge your taste in entertainment, then ask if you want some chips. That or hit you with a baseball bat, but let's go with the former

    7. Ignore it she already does

    8. Okay now I'm gonna hit you with a baseball bat, those are my precious chips

    9. Probably freak out a bit before accepting and preparing a whole speech to not screw up

    10. Name it Benny and ride away in the sunset like a true wizard
     
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    1) Run even though I'm well aware of my circumstance.. Maybe death isn't too bad?

    2) Phone the police

    3) Walk away.. Some things are better left untouched..

    4) Have a moment of sand was and happiness and just close my eyes...

    5) Have it towed away..

    6) Phone the police and generally threaten you to leave...

    7) We all talk to ourselves at one point or another.. At least I do..

    8) I would probably shrug it off.. Or cut of your tongue..

    9) Play someone in a large audience with practically no screen time.. I dislike attention...

    10) Take it to the cave in North Korea where Kim found unicorns.. Unicorns need good homes..
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    depends of which kind. prob back away slowly
    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    kick him out of my bed! I dont like him. But hes kinda hot. So idk ahhaha
    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    This has happened before and Im still traumatized. scream and run away
    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Girl I would sing my lungs out
    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    have that car towed away if it wasnt meant for me. Its my property lol
    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?
    I would first be like how did you get in but then com sit next to you so we can eat food and watch movies
    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    join the conversation
    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    Be mad and force you to buy it for me or give the money to me so I can buy it myself
    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    uhmm make jokes and funny faces hpoing someone would call me saying they want me for a show? lol.
    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn!
    ride it everywhere I can! have it walk around in a giant beautiful garden
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Cuddle time, bears love hugs.

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    Tie him to the bed, gag him, close the door, never go in that room ever again.

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    Put on some music so she doesn't look so crazy.

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Toilet Dancing!

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    Shout out "yay, we got a driveway! and some d~@k is parked on it."

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?
    Make popcorn, offer a drink, watch a film

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    Laugh maybe

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    Make you regret it....

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    Become a news reader and slightly change each story in a pointless way

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    Eat it so that I could absorb it's power
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Uh, try to make myself as big as possible and slowly back away? If that didn't work I guess pray there was an axe or lumberjack around to save me? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    Freak the fuck out and call the cops aha

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    Walk on back like nothing happened :lol:

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Where did the music come from :0

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    Get ready for my date :grin:

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?
    Tell you to leave

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    Aha she does. At least she did last time we hung out. So I guess just let her think for a few minutes?

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    "Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You ate it all?"

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    Oh shit. Need a good lie to avoid being on TV...

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    Love it :love:, feed it, water it etc
     
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    1. Run in the opposite direction
    2. Run in the opposite direction
    3. That is pretty normal so I would just walk on by
    4. I would start singing/humming it
    5. I would walk nonchalantly past and curse over the fact people are wasting more money in this household
    6. Immediately leave the house
    7. Ah I am not the only person in the world who talks to herself and our friendship would deepen
    8. Start verbally abusing you
    9. Cower in the corner
    10. Pretend it is the Gundam unicorn and play the soundtrack from the anime.
     
  9. Embi

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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Probably try to hide or run away and hope for the best

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    Call the cops. I didn't invite him and I can't stand that guy. Besides my girlfriend won't be amused if I was okay with it :grin:

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    Make fun of her and assume she's drunk

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    I'd be a little pissed but I won't care that much and just finish whatever I had to do

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    Be extremely confused and try to find out who the hell owns it

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?
    Call the cops. No offense but since I don't know you, I won't be thrilled

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    Nothing, I do that too

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    You won't dare to do that...

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    I actually don't wanna be on television, so I don't know

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    What does one do with a unicorn? I have no idea!? Why is everyone so obsessed? Probably treat it good as I would treat any animal though
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear? Run.

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed? Tell him to leave.

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom? Laugh.

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet? Nothing, pee or poop as usual. Boring, who cares though?

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway? Find out why it was there.

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television? I'd find out why you are there. If no one invited you, I'd call the cops to arrest you.

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself? I would think nothing of it since she does!

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack? I'd tell you never to do that again.

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television? I'd want to make a show about the truths about mental illness.

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn? I'd give it to the zoo.
     
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    1. Quickly walk/run in the opposite direction, and call for help if I had my phone with me.
    2. Kick him out and call the cops.
    3. Join her or keep walking, depending on where everyone else was.
    4. Listen and enjoy it.
    5. Ask if we're expecting a visitor, then wait to see if they come back to drive it away. If they don't, call someone to tow it.
    6. Assume someone else had invited you over, proceed to grab snacks and hide in my room.
    7. She does all the time, I either join the conversation or leave her to it depending on my mood.
    8. Go get more when you weren't around to eat it!
    9. Spend a lot of time preparing, I would be really nervous.
    10. Pet it a little, and then try to figure out where to keep it.
     
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    1. RUN
    2. Tell him to leave NOW!
    3. She dances all the time, so I wouldn't be suprised if she was dancing Infront of a mirror...
    4. Hum to it and hand-dance, doesn't everyone do that anyways?
    5. I would be shocked, I mean I would totally drive it to my old ( GHETTO) school and be like " SUPRISE BITCHES I MADE IT IN LIFE! " and drive away into the sunset.
    6. I'd be like "hey I know you from the Internet! We're on this LGBT site together! On the other hand, I'll be like " wait...how'd you find my address?" "Yes I give out a lot of personal information on here, but still, that's kinda creepy....
    7. I don't have a best friend. But if I saw someone I know talk to themselves, I would ask why are they doing that for?
    8. I would eat the last of your favourite snack straight back.
    9. I would Decline it. I hate television.
    10. I would Fly away to gay land with it, I guess.
     
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    Kill it. For all of the questions.

    Yes, including the unicorn. But for the justin bieber one I'd kill him, shave his hair and sell it on ebay, then sell his head to the mafia because I'm sure there's a price on his head. Who doesn't want him dead?
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Roar as high as I could and make myself as big and scary as possible. I think this is what you are supposed to do? Not sure though.

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    I'd tell him he can sleep on the couch cus my bed isn't big enough for two peeps.

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    I would laugh, then I'd start dancing with her.

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Dance and sing, what else would I do?

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    I'd be like "meh", I don't need the spot anyways cus I don't have a car.

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?
    I'd ask you if you wanted something from the kitchen.

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    I'd be like "guurl, are you mental?"

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    Stab you in the throat.

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    I'd be fangirling while preparing what outrageous thing I'd do on air to make me famous.

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    Fly off into the sunset with my bae, while stroking his beautiful sparkling rainbow horn.... :tears:
     
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    1. Run, and not stop running until I was in the safest possible place far, far away from the bear!
    2. I would be really confused and ask him why he's even in Canada. And in my bed.
    3. I would be like, "Whaaaat?? What's so exciting?"
    4. Get out as fast as possible, turn it up & sing.
    5. Be like, "Hmm." I don't drive much. (I just turned 16)
    6. I'd be a bit concerned, and ask you who you are and how you got in my house.
    7. I'd be worried about her and be confused. I might think she's joking, though. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    8. HOW DARE YOU.
    9. I'd be horrified cause I'm not good with people watching me!! Although I guess it depends what it is, and if I'd be with cool people. :O
    10. Um, ride it! And take it around with me! And, of course, name it.
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Either climb a tree or back away slowly. Actually, climbing a tree might not help now that I think about it...


    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    Quietly exit the room, try to figure out what happened, and just start panicking.


    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    Laugh. I wouldn't be surprised:slight_smile:

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Probably do some awkward head-bobbing, maybe some hand motions going to the beat.

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    Stare at it, maybe take pictures. Then ask why its there.

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?
    Say hi and offer you some chips.

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    Nothing.

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    I'd cringe internally, but then be like it's okay, it's gonna be okay. And then be polite.

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    Panic! But also pick an awesome outfit.

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    Name it and ride it to school everyday, maybe take it to the beach sometimes.
     
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    1. ROAR!
    2. Go get tested for std's
    3. Nothing
    4. Re listen to it later
    5. Wait for the owner to come by and demand to be taken for a ride
    6. Grab a blanket and come cuddle next to you!
    7. Nothing
    8. Steal your wallet
    9. Demand I get to act with Kate Winslet
    10. Keep it as a pet.
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Nothing. They don't like me. I'm too skinny for them. O_O

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    Release an angry bear on it.

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    Your mom doesn't?

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Wait til it's over to flush.

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    I have a driveway?! Hells yeah!

    6. What would you do If I was in your house watching television?
    Depends what you're watching. O_O

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    Ask him when he got a sex change and if I can take a look.

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    How'd you find my stash?!

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    Is it The Walking Dead? I'd make a good walker. I already look the part!

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    Make people pay to take pictures/ride it. I don't have space for no unicorn! It better chip in for rent!
     
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    1. What would you do if you saw an angry bear?
    Run in a zig zag fashion as quickly as possible away. Try and make it over some type of fence or river. I'm evidently not that great at wilderness survival.

    2. What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber in your bed?
    Ask him what he's doing there, then promptly ask him to leave.

    3. What would you do if you saw your mom dancing in the bathroom?
    Cheer her on.

    4. What would you do if your favorite song came on while sitting on the toilet?
    Sit there and enjoy it.

    5. What would you do if a Lamborghini was parked in your driveway?
    Check to see that if it's actually mine. And if it is, sell it to save up some money.

    6. What would you do if I was in your house watching television?
    I'll be confused, and question you, but then I'll just probably get you a drink and sit down and join you.

    7. What would you do if you saw your best friend talking to herself?
    Leave her to it, unless she seems upset, then I'll probably call her later and check up.

    8. What would you do if you saw me eating the last of your favorite snack?
    Shrug and get my second favourite snack.

    9. What would you do if you were granted to be on television?
    Depends on what kind of television and what I'd be doing on it.

    10. What would you do if you had a unicorn?
    Take good care of it.
     
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    Well... for situation number 2 I'd grab some fire and burn it.