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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

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  1. Kodo

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    I broke up with you because you stole my cake and beat me in a pun contest. Both are egregious offenses.
     
    #321 Kodo, Aug 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you becuse i was told to by a goat with a shotgun
     
    #322 happydavid, Aug 9, 2016
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    I might have put a severed head in your chocolate jar...
     
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    You just answered that yourself
     
    #324 happydavid, Aug 9, 2016
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    I broke up with you because, as it turns out when we met for a date, you were a literal windmill.
     
    #325 Kodo, Aug 9, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you stole my chocolate ( >ะด<)
     
    #326 Snoww, Aug 9, 2016
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    We didn't get along. Simple as.


    In a relationshipy way, that is.
     
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    ;-;
     
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    My father didn't approve and it was putting too much strain on the relationship.
     
    #329 KayJay, Aug 9, 2016
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    Aliens.
     
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    How do you even date yourself?
     
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    I broke up with you because you were more interested in yourself
     
    #332 happydavid, Aug 10, 2016
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    I met another windmill and ran away with her :wink:
     
    #333 ForNarnia, Aug 11, 2016
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    You just couldn't handle the fact that I sacrificed innocents in a damnnable, infernal ritual to bring the Elder Gods into our world. And you really didn't like it when I tried to use you as a sacrifice. Wimp.
     
    #334 SHIELDAgentAlex, Aug 11, 2016
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    You wouldn't let me meet Thor.
     
    #335 kibou97, Aug 11, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you cared for Thor more than me.
     
    #336 Angellyoso, Aug 12, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you don't care about Thor more.
     
    #337 memedank, Aug 12, 2016
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    I broke up with you because the earth would explode if we stayed together...there's a prophecy and everything!!
     
    #338 Cinis, Aug 12, 2016
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    I broke up with you because I'm ten years older XD
     
    #339 toshytoscream, Aug 12, 2016
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    I broke up with you because of pressure from my parents :tears:
     
    #340 Ruby Dragon, Aug 24, 2016
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