The Comprehensive List of Crap Movies (additions appreciated)

All movies by Uwe Boll are terrible as well as the master of terrible movies or the man known as Ed Wood, all his movies are craptastic.

 

Oh my gosh, this movie was literally the worst movie ever. I can’t imagine the people in the editing room actually believed they were making a good movie here. Everything was just bad. And Avatar the Last Airbender has a nice fan base too, so many people would actually want to see it. It’s a shame because it really could have been good.

I'm not much of a fan of Disney's Frozen either. It is a cute movie, but I had higher expectations due to all the hype. And the whole having one or both parents die before or in the beginning of most Disney movies is starting to get very old with me, regardless of the reasons why Disney does this.

 

Battlefield Baseball... Crappiest crap of all crap I've ever seen :bang:

 

Alice in Wonderland (2010, by Tim Burton)... I waited for several years... buying into the hype... and it was stupid af.

Dan in Real Life... wow, what garbage. It had such a bad moral/ending... T.T

Funny Games (2008) Dear goodness, how did I manage to sit through this? So stupid...

World's Greatest Dad... I like black comedy, but this was just too effed up... really... and then the end movie flopping around in the water penis shot... why, Robin Williams? Why.......?? T.T

 

Inception

 

Super Mario Bros movie - while it totally mutilated the story it also ended with a cliffhanger ending that was never materialized into a sequel.

Any art house schlock like "there will be blood".

So pretentious and stupid.

 

Omg! I had completely forgotten about that disastrous movie!

 

Only gonna stick with the ones I've had to sit through. I like to think of myself as a bad movie conisseur...

Surf Nazis Must Die- Bunch of teenagers start up a Nazi tribute surf gang and kill lots of people. The only redeeming factor is the elderly lady who seeks vengeance against them for killing her son.

The Garbage Pail Kids- Imagine if Lazy Town was on a bad acid trip.

Daredevil- Ben Affleck plays a blind guy whose superpower is not being blind.

Drop Dead Fred- The movie that ended Phoebe Cates' career.

Return of the Living Dead- There's only one part of the movie anyone actually remembers and that's the full frontal scene with the naked Goth chick.

Manos: The Hands of Fate: Made by a fertilizer salesman

Scooby-Doo: When nostalgia goes wrong and when Scrappy Doo plays Rowan Atkinson

The Chernobyl Diaries: Jesse McCartney and friends star in the most insensitive horror movie and that's without factoring in the radioactive mutants hanging out in Pripyat

The Carebears Movie 2: I think you either need to be under 10 or on drugs to be able to pretend to understand the logic of the whole movie

 

I don't know... it's hard to forget the half-dog scene in the morgue...

But perhaps my favorite scene in the movie, aside from the LOL-damn ending, would have to be when they burn the corpse and it sets off the zombie shenanigans -- with that kick-ass soundtrack:

Return of the Living Dead Theme

Also, I'm a tad biased, as this film takes place in Louisville, Kentucky. That amuses me...

 

Okay, I will give you that. The soundtrack was awesome.

 

Don't forget how much worse the series got as it went on. II and III, while questionable, have their moments. It's been years since I've seen IV and V, but the fact I cannot really remember anything about them, says a lot.

 

The Twilight series, and any romantic crap. Movies are supposed to be about violence, death and torture.

 

Sharknado and Ted. I hate both movies with a passion.

 

I LOVED Texas Chainsaw 3D, a personal fave of mine. But a crappy film for me would have to be Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. It didn't even feature Michael!

 

Some people might hate me, some might not.

Twilight (1,2, 3, and 4 p1) - self-explanatory
Donnie Darko - what the heck was that?
Alice In Wonderland - first Johnny Depp movie I didn't like
Dracula: Dead And Loving It - stupid
The majority of Adam Sandler movies post-Spanglish - stupid

 

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
South Park had that one right.

 

Sharknado.
They canned SGU for that.

 

spiderman 3
the equalizer

 

Alice in Wonderland (2010, by Tim Burton) was pretty bad tbh. It wasn't anything I thought it would be. I didn't even like Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter. But I love that Cheshire cat.

 

Oh I literally don't remember anything about them. Which was the one where the chick's bit by a zombie and she and her boyfriend are running around doing shit while she's turning?

And Alice in Wonderland... Yeah, I gotta agree. I didn't know what to think about it when I saw it. I didn't think it was horrible and it had some some ideas but overall, it was just a bland experience. Forgettable, mediorce. I mean, it even sounded good on paper. Tim Burton doing Alice in Wonderland? Who didn't think that wasn't going to be a good idea? But...whomp.