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If you came with a warning sign, what would it be??

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Sky82, Aug 22, 2015.

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    Warning!! Unknown contents; subject to re-inspection!
    Warning!! All things cute must stay at least a hundred yards or be tackled in many hugs!
    Warning!! Do not touch the toys; however enticing, subject has been known to hunt them back.
     
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    A very common one, but suits me pretty well, I think.
     
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