How often do you spank the monkey?

When single I usually do it at least twice a day. My hand always seems to find it before I am awake enough to stop myself and it is a great natural sleep ade at night. If I'm sitting around the house alone and bored all day, that number can easily get to 6-8 times in a day.

I have been dating a guy for the past month and I find that now I only do it about 3-4 times a week.

 

In my teens I did it more often. Like once or twice a day.

These days not even close to everyday. Maybe I'm just lazy these days, lately its like once every two weeks to a month or longer.

Idk more often in the summer than winter... I'm weird I guess.

 

I usually masturbate twice a day , depends on how busy I am
I can go a day or 2 with out doing it...

 

Usually only 2 or 3 times a week. I used to do it more often but recently I haven't felt any strong urges to masturbate.

 

I've always struggled with a multitude of negative feelings after I masturbate, including feeling unfulfilled, physically dirty, rarely nausea and general shame about all-around sexuality. I also always end up masturbating to straight porn, so that brings a level of confusion and disgust.

At times I have had a high(er) sex drive and did it multiple time a day, but generally I only do it at most 2-3 times a week, usually once or less sometimes.

 

Since I've been with my guy, not much.

Usually 1-3 times a week.

 

I also didn't expect people to say as often as they did.

When I was around 15-16, I probably did it 4-5 times a week. However, I never remember doing it twice in a day.

Nowadays, there is really no set amount. I could 'spank the monkey' three days in a row one week, and then go a whole week without doing it; it depends on my mood. I'd said on average, I do it 1-2 times a week now.

 

I only touch myself on days that end in "Y".

 

A few times a week--on average I would say 3-4.

 

More of less everyday as single sometimes multiple but that's usually when I have too much time on my hands so hands and head combine together and away you go, I thought it may have decreased as I got older but no although there had been times when I do go a couple of days of so, if that happens after a couple of days and I release the urge I want it again quite soon after.

 

Yes, I realize I'm bringing an awkward topic back to life, but I have one outstanding question to the folks on this thread.

When someone says "spank the monkey" or "masturbate" does this imply ejaculation to you? i.e. When someone says they do this daily, do you think this includes the "climax"?

Dictionary.com is a bit ambiguous about this:

I always assumed yes, but just wanted to see if my thoughts are similar to others.

 

The euphemism doesn't make much sense to me, being a woman.

Daily sounds to me like it's an addiction. I can see it for boys in their teens or early 20's maybe, but otherwise? .... I guess it's all that porn on the internet nowadays.

About twice a week when I was a teenager. About once every couple of months now.

 

To me, personally, it means ejaculation, because otherwise there'd be little point in it for me. Not that I derive pleasure solely from ejaculating, but rather that it's better when you finish, so to speak.

 

I don't spank everyday. But its regular so I think its healthy. Maybe 3 times a week...

 

3 or 4 times everyday.

 

I'm envious. I usually do it toward bedtime and, with the meds I take, I surely fall asleep even faster.

My answer: about 2 to 4 times a week, and it depends on the general mood level that week.

 

I put everyday, realistically probably every other day. Unless I need to sleep, it tends to help a lot with that.

 

A couple times a week lately. I've been too busy to be consistent

 

Not very often. I suffered a significant amount of sexual abuse when I was younger and still, to this day, have significant difficulties getting off on my own. Even when I jerk off, my hubby has to help me and talk me through it or I can't do it. =S

Fortunately he has a really sexy voice.

 

Ebbs and flows with hormones (I'm a chick), but on average twice a week and hopefully I'm getting laid at least once, too!