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    Because when you were young your toy car had a fender bender and you've been doomed ever since.

    Why am I always listening to FOB?
     
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    Because you don't want to listen to SOB

    Why do my eyes shrink when I look at the sun?
     
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    Because the sun is gorgeous and your eyes feel that they are unworthy of it's beauty.

    Why does Mexican food upset my stomach?
     
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    Because we would all be naked then.

    Why is Chinese food not actually Chinese?
     
    #24 MetalRice, Aug 1, 2015
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    Because China doesn't exist-it's a conspiracy made by obama and the liberals in attempt to legalize homosexual marriage

    Why does my dog meow at me?
     
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    Because it ate my cat food. I was looking faward to that.

    How did that man over there stand on his head eating ice-cream?
     
    #26 happydavid, Aug 1, 2015
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    By rewriting the code of the Matrix, made possible by first being extra nice to Morpheus...

    Why is my rice squealing?
     
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    Because it has to find a mate

    Why do penguins use a aeroplane to fly?
     
    #28 happydavid, Aug 2, 2015
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    To get to the nearest ice box.

    Why can't I love a real person?
     
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    Because you're a penguin

    Why can't I find my head?
     
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    Because you are dead.

    Why did the chicken cross the lemon frying pan fridge freezer?
     
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    because Batman rented it at the car dealership, and the chicken owes him money.

    I lost my keys. Where could they have gone?
     
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    Batman stole them so he could give the lemon frying pan fridge freezer back to the dealership.

    What is a lemon frying pan fridge freezer?
     
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    A recipe for the worst lasagnas.

    Who let the dogs out?
     
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    Who let the cats out?
     
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    Why is the earth not flat?
     
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    because its a giant beetle.

    Why do lawnmowers make noise?
     
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    They don't you just hear the tiny screams of the blades of grass you're killing

    Why does every flamingo I see make v sexual advances toward me?
     
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    Becasue Pink is your most suitable color.

    Why are you not in your Dormatory mister Potter?
     
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    Because he's saving the world from Count Dracula

    Why do I like chicken?
     
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