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  1. ScaryClosets

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    It's easy. Just ask a stupid question, and the person after that will answer it.

    EX: User 1: "Why do chickens like to eat?"
    User 2: "Because the universe is just a huge black hole.
    Why is my room a mess?"

    That's pretty much all to it! Okay I'll start!

    Why are there so many people in the world?​
     
    #1 ScaryClosets, Aug 1, 2015
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    Because the Blood God Joe Biden demands that there be.

    Why is the sky blue?
     
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    Because God has a UTI

    What are hamburgers made of?
     
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    They're made of huge pieces of alien meat.
    Why am I so sexy?
     
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    You are sexy because you are an alien being from the planet Sex-A-Thon

    Why is the moon made of rocks?
     
    #5 MetalRice, Aug 1, 2015
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    Because it listened to too much metal music as a kid.

    Why does my cat hate me?
     
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    It hates you because it's Rick Santorum and wants to eat on your inner organs.

    Why does my dog bark?
     
    #7 MetalRice, Aug 1, 2015
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    Because it would be silly if it tree'd.

    Why is the school year so long?
     
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    It's so long because they need to keep children out of sight when they dig holes to the center of the Earth in their parents houses.

    Why is the year so long?
     
    #9 MetalRice, Aug 1, 2015
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    Because Rick Astley never wants ta give. it. up.

    Why did the music die?
     
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    5 Seconds of Summer were compared to My Chemical Romance, and music imploded in upon itself.

    Why do cats have 9 lives?
     
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    Because they are actually the real gods and goddesses

    Why is my cat so mean to me?!​
     
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    Because it is actually Satan.

    Why is my dog not mean to me?
     
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    Because you have unresolved issues with your mother

    Why is my reflection unhappy?
     
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    Because it need's a back massage.

    Why do I exist?
     
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    To make a metal band out of grains of rice.

    Why can't I sleep?
     
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    Because suburbia is too noisy

    Why can't the sun stop being so hot
     
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    Because it loves you and doesn't want you to freeze to death.

    Why is time a thing?
     
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    Because time can have an adverse impact of sold sofas and microwaves duh!

    Why can't my feet feel the ground?
     
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    Because penguins ate the ground

    Why am I questioning my gender?​
     
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