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If you HAD to kiss a current Republican Presidential candidate, which one & why?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by HuskyPup, Jul 15, 2015.

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If you HAD to kiss a current republican presidential candidate, which one, and why?

Poll closed Sep 7, 2016.

  1. Jeb Bush

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%

  2. Ben Carson

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%

  3. Chris Christie

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%

  4. Ted Cruz

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%

  5. Carly Fiorina

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%

  6. Phil Graham

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Mike Huckabee

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%

  8. Bobby Jindal

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%

  9. George Pataki

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Rand Paul

    7 vote(s)
    25.9%

  11. Rick Perry

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  12. Marco Rubio

    3 vote(s)
    11.1%

  13. Rick Santorum

    3 vote(s)
    11.1%

  14. Donald Trump

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%

  15. Scott Walker

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. HuskyPup

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    OK, this is meant to be funny! So if you HAD to, who would it be?

    It's a hard choice, so I'll weigh in with my own vote in a bit :slight_smile:
     
    #1 HuskyPup, Jul 15, 2015
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    Chris Christie? I have no idea if he's running or not but his name is catchy so I'll choose him.

    For a girl, Carly Fiorina.
     
    #2 Cider, Jul 15, 2015
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    Of all horrible choices, I'll with Bobby Jindal, and make it really, really sloppy, and on camera, so it's extra embarrassing for him :slight_smile: Plus, it'll give those Duck Dynesty guys something to talk about.
     
    #3 HuskyPup, Jul 15, 2015
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    Rick Santorum. It just feels right.
     
    #4 Jellal, Jul 15, 2015
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    Rand Paul since so far he's been pretty open about what he thinks/wants to achieve, and I like that. No other motivations behind my decision, really.
     
    #5 souverian, Jul 15, 2015
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    Rand Paul because he has the nicest hair :lol:

    And I had to double check Helga's dad's name :lol:
     
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    Marco Rubio, because he's cute :slight_smile:
    I'd kiss Carly Fiorina too, she's pretty good looking for her age.
     
    #7 LostLion, Jul 15, 2015
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    You forgot about Lindsey Graham. I'd kiss him to get him out of the closet.
     
    #8 QueerTransEnby, Jul 15, 2015
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    It would be Rand Paul and other thing on Phil Graham you probably meant Lindsey Graham.
     
    #9 dano218, Jul 15, 2015
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    Ooops! I messed up his first name! It was hard, with so many running =p
     
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    Although I like Rand's ideas to a point(other than his homophobia), he's quite unattractive. The hair is a big turn off, and I don't think I've ever said that about anyone.
     
    #11 QueerTransEnby, Jul 15, 2015
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    I agree about the hair; never much liked curly hair, in most cases.

    You could always shave it off, or make him wear a wig. :slight_smile:
     
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    Will there be a bucket in place for the inevitable vomitatious spew that will undoubtedly follow such a reckless endeavour??
     
    #13 greatwhale, Jul 15, 2015
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    imagining rand paul with long blond hair is hilarious
     
    #14 souverian, Jul 15, 2015
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    Mike Huckabee. Because A.) He'd probably burst into flames and finally go away and B.) if he didn't, it would become a huge embarrassment for him, and he'd go back to Arkansas and cry.
     
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    I guess I'll go with Marco Rubio, because I think I could maybe quench his obvious thirst for a good looking man such as myself. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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    #16 BryanM, Jul 15, 2015
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    Donald Trump is the classiest kisser on the market.
     
    #17 WearyWanderer, Jul 15, 2015
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    I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who used that as their reasoning :grin: I also thought he had a very kind face, where as all the other ones I googled give off a "stick in the mud" vibe.

    Im coming for ya, Rand :kiss:
     
    #18 Batman, Jul 15, 2015
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    well I would say Ben Carson
    he is actually really attractive in my opinion
    I'm not the only one that thinks that right? :confused:
     
    #19 Solitaire, Jul 15, 2015
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    Nevermind, I just saw what Rand Paul looks like, and I'm gonna have to choose him! Sorry Chris. xD
     
    #20 Cider, Jul 15, 2015
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